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Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late

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Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
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#21
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 25, 2018 at 2:49 pm
I don't see anything about eternal bacon, so I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 25, 2018 at 3:31 pm
Are mouth tentacles halol ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#23
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 25, 2018 at 3:38 pm
Not that I really care, but how about posting in the introduction thread?
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 25, 2018 at 3:52 pm
Uh huh. Right.  Ahura Mazda is very displeased with you, you probably should sacrifice a goat to him ASAP.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 25, 2018 at 11:54 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 12:44 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Didn't even mention the 172 virgin goats either . . .

Please don't insult the goats. Btw , you're misinformed, only 2 are virgins, there rest 70 are raunchy hookers borrowed from Hell to entertain you and with unlimited Viagra supply. Repent now & don't be a fool to miss out on Allah's benevolence.

It was narrated from Abu Umamah that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:

“There is no one whom Allah will admit to Paradise but Allah will marry him to seventy-two wives, two from houris and seventy from his inheritance from the people of Hell, all of whom will have desirable front passages and he will have a male member that never becomes flaccid (i.e., soft and limp).’”

Sunan Ibn Majah » Zuhd - كتاب الزهد » Hadith
English reference             : Vol. 5, Book 37, Hadith 4337
Arabic reference              : Book 37, Hadith 4481
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 26, 2018 at 12:03 am
(March 25, 2018 at 11:54 pm)yragnitup Wrote: Please don't insult the goats. Btw , you're misinformed, only 2 are virgins, there rest 70 are raunchy hookers borrowed from Hell to entertain you and with unlimited Viagra supply. Repent now & don't be a fool to miss out on Allah's benevolence.

So if you do that whilst alive, you go to hell.
If you don't do that irl, you're forced to in heaven? Makes sense.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 26, 2018 at 12:37 am
Damn it! I log off AF.org for one measly hour and I miss the troll.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 26, 2018 at 4:15 am
(March 26, 2018 at 12:03 am)ignoramus Wrote: So if you do that whilst alive, you go to hell.
If you don't do that irl, you're forced to in heaven? Makes sense.

Its haram on earth cos you can die of BDSM, but its halal in heaven cos your dead anyway.
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 26, 2018 at 7:05 pm
I see the correct usage of "your", I kudos.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
March 26, 2018 at 11:07 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2018 at 11:10 pm by Astreja.)
(March 25, 2018 at 12:37 pm)yragnitup Wrote: Atheist & Infidels, its about time you just say the Syahadah* and convert to Islam, the one & only true religion.
Resistance is futile, a promise by Allah you dare not say no.

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(March 25, 2018 at 3:52 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Uh huh. Right.  Ahura Mazda is very displeased with you, you probably should sacrifice a goat to him ASAP.

(looks around room)  Only goat in the house is an adorable stuffed toy, and it belongs to my daughter.  I have a fresh batch of champagne mead, 'tho, if Ahura Mazda would care for a glass.
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