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Easter strory
April 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm
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I am the first to admit that it has been a while since I read the Wholy Babble, but from what I remember, Jesus (and the other victims) was made to carry his own cross up the hill to be crucified.
My question is, why did he not say the Aramaic equivilent of "fuck off, carry it yourself!"
I mean, he was already due to get one of the slowest and most painful deaths going, what could the Romans do, crucify him twice?
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RE: Easter strory
April 1, 2018 at 5:05 pm
The best way to gain the sympathy of the reader is to make the protagonist suffer as much possible.
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RE: Easter strory
April 1, 2018 at 5:37 pm
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RE: Easter strory
April 1, 2018 at 6:30 pm
(April 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I am the first to admit that it has been a while since I read the Wholy Babble, but from what I remember, Jesus (and the other victims) was made to carry his own cross up the hill to be crucified.
My question is, why did he not say the Aramaic equivilent of "fuck off, carry it yourself!"
I mean, he was already due to get one of the slowest and most painful deaths going, what could the Romans do, crucify him twice?
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RE: Easter strory
April 1, 2018 at 6:58 pm
Being omniscient he should have seen this coming and bulked up.
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RE: Easter strory
April 1, 2018 at 7:18 pm
(April 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I am the first to admit that it has been a while since I read the Wholy Babble, but from what I remember, Jesus (and the other victims) was made to carry his own cross up the hill to be crucified.
My question is, why did he not say the Aramaic equivilent of "fuck off, carry it yourself!"
I mean, he was already due to get one of the slowest and most painful deaths going, what could the Romans do, crucify him twice?
They could remind Jesus of his statement on the matter:
Galatians 6 (KJV)
5 For every man shall bear his own burden.
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RE: Easter strory
April 1, 2018 at 8:55 pm
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(April 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I am the first to admit that it has been a while since I read the Wholy Babble, but from what I remember, Jesus (and the other victims) was made to carry his own cross up the hill to be crucified.
My question is, why did he not say the Aramaic equivilent of "fuck off, carry it yourself!"
I mean, he was already due to get one of the slowest and most painful deaths going, what could the Romans do, crucify him twice?
He could get stabbed?
(April 1, 2018 at 6:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: (April 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I am the first to admit that it has been a while since I read the Wholy Babble, but from what I remember, Jesus (and the other victims) was made to carry his own cross up the hill to be crucified.
My question is, why did he not say the Aramaic equivilent of "fuck off, carry it yourself!"
I mean, he was already due to get one of the slowest and most painful deaths going, what could the Romans do, crucify him twice?
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RE: Easter strory
April 1, 2018 at 8:58 pm
(April 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I am the first to admit that it has been a while since I read the Wholy Babble, but from what I remember, Jesus (and the other victims) was made to carry his own cross up the hill to be crucified.
My question is, why did he not say the Aramaic equivilent of "fuck off, carry it yourself!"
I mean, he was already due to get one of the slowest and most painful deaths going, what could the Romans do, crucify him twice?
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RE: Easter strory
April 2, 2018 at 11:36 am
(April 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I am the first to admit that it has been a while since I read the Wholy Babble, but from what I remember, Jesus (and the other victims) was made to carry his own cross up the hill to be crucified.
My question is, why did he not say the Aramaic equivilent of "fuck off, carry it yourself!"
I mean, he was already due to get one of the slowest and most painful deaths going, what could the Romans do, crucify him twice?
Jesus' whole walk is a myth; the Romans chained and then carted him (probably, on a wagon) from the local Roman tank and then executed him. The whole ordeal was done without any significant fanfare.
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RE: Easter strory
April 3, 2018 at 9:50 am
(April 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I am the first to admit that it has been a while since I read the Wholy Babble, but from what I remember, Jesus (and the other victims) was made to carry his own cross up the hill to be crucified.
My question is, why did he not say the Aramaic equivilent of "fuck off, carry it yourself!"
I mean, he was already due to get one of the slowest and most painful deaths going, what could the Romans do, crucify him twice?
They would go after you friends and family as well. that is why they had joseph, as he show concern for Christ they made his 'friend' carry the cross the rest of the way.
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