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Ask an Exorcist...
#11
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
Non-exorcyclist. I no longer have the balance.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#12
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(April 10, 2018 at 9:27 pm)ignoramus Wrote: List of funniest, most wittiest forum members?

(please, not the (s)hit list!)

The hit one.

You're now number 3101.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
That's not too bad...
By the time I progress up the list to No 1, The nurses would be wiping my butt for me and you'll probably be doing me a favour.

Thank you.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#14
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
(April 10, 2018 at 11:07 pm)ignoramus Wrote: That's not too bad...
By the time I progress up the list to No 1, The nurses would be wiping my butt for me and you'll probably be doing me a favour.

Thank you.

Next week?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#15
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(April 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What do you call someone who used to like worchestershire sauce?

An "Ex-sauce-ist" of course.

Tongue

I was going to post on mooney's "ex-racist" thread:

What do you call a guy who used to perform X-rays for a living?

(But then Beccs will just send more drones to my house!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#16
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
(April 11, 2018 at 1:01 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(April 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What do you call someone who used to like worchestershire sauce?

An "Ex-sauce-ist" of course.

Tongue

I was going to post on mooney's "ex-racist" thread:

What do you call a guy who used to perform X-rays for a living?

(But then Beccs will just send more drones to my house!)

Drones?

Never.

A couple of cruise missiles...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#17
RE: Ask an Exorcist...
I like drones...





Oh.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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