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Damned atheists
#51
RE: Damned atheists
(August 31, 2018 at 3:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Careful.  He might find "beats me" arousing, too!

It's ok Minimalist, I'm a big boy and can look after myself.

Aww shit, what have I just said Big Grin
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#52
RE: Damned atheists
You know they have those bath bombs in black? Hide one on you person before a good old-fashioned full immersion baptism. Act like the water burns. Hilarity will ensue. Especially if you're a fair contortionist.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#53
RE: Damned atheists
(August 31, 2018 at 5:44 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: You know they have those bath bombs in black? Hide one on you person before a good old-fashioned full immersion baptism. Act like the water burns. Hilarity will ensue. Especially if you're a fair contortionist.

It’s all fun and games until the congregation beats you to death for your own good.
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#54
RE: Damned atheists
Atheist ate bacon sandwich right outside of a mosque.
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#55
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#56
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(August 31, 2018 at 7:02 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: img_LjFAHq.jpg]

Have you tried it crispy with cheese dip? It's heaven Smile
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#57
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You reminded me of this:

https://www.theonion.com/jewish-elders-l...1819564886


Quote:
Quote:News

Jewish Elders Lift 6,000-Year Ham Ban

Quote:"The Jewish people have always had the utmost reverence for the laws of God, as handed down from Abraham to his son Isaac, to his son Jacob. However, from time to time, it is necessary to make slight revisions and modernizations to these laws," said council president Rabbi Menachem Saperstein, sucking on a hambone, his white beard soaked with succulent ham drippings. "As no less a Talmudic scholar than Moses Maimonides once wrote, 'Change is the way of the Lord.'"

Added Saperstein, "Mmm… this is some tasty ham."
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#58
RE: Damned atheists
That's just rare roast beef, don'cha know!?

I love bacon, and may even buy some tomorrow. I eat it maybe once a month. Too much saturated fat for a steady diet of it.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#59
RE: Damned atheists
(April 12, 2018 at 2:18 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 2:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I fucking hate atheists that like barbecue babies. I REALLY HATE THOSE FUCKERS. No "true atheist" would eat anything but barbecue kittens.


I'm not surprised.  Aren't you the nozzle who fails to respect the sanctity of mattress labels?  You might as well wear a sign on the back of your trousers saying "do me next, oh Lord!"

HOW DARE YOU.... Have you ever been interviewed by the police, having to tell them where on the doll the mattress tag touched you? NO? Well I have! Tongue
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#60
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Why do I hang around that sadist ?


Beats me . . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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