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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 9:08 pm
What happened here? Was I gone that long? People are straight eating poop now?!
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 9:15 pm
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 9:52 pm
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 10:16 pm
Now I'm mentally prepared for if a woman asks me to eat her poo....well maybe not.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 10:51 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 10:16 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: Now I'm mentally prepared for if a woman asks me to eat her poo....well maybe not.
Hopefully! Poo does not reciprocate!
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 14, 2018 at 1:26 am
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 14, 2018 at 10:02 am
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(April 14, 2018 at 6:34 am)alpha male Wrote: (April 13, 2018 at 5:38 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hahahahahaha!!!!
That is hysterical but absolutely disgusting lol.
For all you know hubby wants to eat your poop but is too shy to go there...
Lol. I dont think so. We've talked about it and he says he wants nothing to do with ass hole in relation to sex.
We would each do it if the other wanted to, but otherwise, no.
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