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Poll: A woman's hips should be...
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Narrower than her shoulders
9.09%
1 9.09%
About the same width as her shoulders
54.55%
6 54.55%
Wider than her shoulders
36.36%
4 36.36%
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My anaconda don't want none...
#71
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
(April 13, 2018 at 5:37 pm)FFaith Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 4:13 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: How do I know poop is gross??


Well, poop is gross most of the time. But with a really hot girl it can be a turn on. Just like feet. Feet are the ugliest thing in the world, but can be super hot also when they're pretty feet. Of course I'm not talking about clumps of shit. Just a little left over that wasn't wiped away properly.

This thread is getting too honest for me Tongue
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#72
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
What happened here? Was I gone that long? People are straight eating poop now?!
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#73
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
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#74
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
Has this thread been moved to Area 69 yet? Maybe I can help!

Nearly 40 years experience here! What is the difference between good ass and bad ass ?

Bad ass tastes like shit!

Good ass tastes like Parmesan Cheese. I guess it all depends on healthy intestinal flora!

Vegan women taste the best!
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#75
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
Now I'm mentally prepared for if a woman asks me to eat her poo....well maybe not.
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#76
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
(April 13, 2018 at 10:16 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: Now I'm mentally prepared for if a woman asks me to eat her poo....well maybe not.

Hopefully! Poo does not reciprocate!
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#77
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
I live for the booty.
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#78
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What would Jesus think about this topic?
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#79
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(April 13, 2018 at 5:38 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hahahahahaha!!!!

That is hysterical but absolutely disgusting lol.

For all you know hubby wants to eat your poop but is too shy to go there...
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#80
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
(April 14, 2018 at 6:34 am)alpha male Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 5:38 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hahahahahaha!!!!

That is hysterical but absolutely disgusting lol.

For all you know hubby wants to eat your poop but is too shy to go there...

Lol. I dont think so. We've talked about it and he says he wants nothing to do with ass hole in relation to sex.

We would each do it if the other wanted to, but otherwise, no.
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