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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 17, 2018 at 1:52 pm
(August 17, 2018 at 12:44 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Why do Athiests go to church?
Speaking only for this atheist...to help with food drives and fundraisers......and to drum up business, lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 17, 2018 at 1:52 pm
(August 17, 2018 at 1:50 pm)Fireball Wrote: (August 17, 2018 at 12:46 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: The food.
Yup. Those little crackers taste great with Cheez-Whiz on them. 
I hadn't thought of the communion wafers.
I was thinking of the babies.
They are good with Cheez-Whiz, too.
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 17, 2018 at 6:26 pm
(August 17, 2018 at 12:44 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Why do Athiests go to church?
I go to churches to save kids from molesting priests. I even started wearing mask and a cape and I just enter the church, punch priest in the boner and save few altar boys that are being groped/ raped by priests and then run/ fly over to the next church.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 17, 2018 at 7:14 pm
(August 17, 2018 at 6:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: (August 17, 2018 at 12:44 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Why do Athiests go to church?
I go to churches to save kids from molesting priests. I even started wearing mask and a cape and I just enter the church, punch priest in the boner and save few altar boys that are being groped/ raped by priests and then run/ fly over to the next church.
You need to up your game! 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 18, 2018 at 11:01 am
Some men go to church because they are sexually attracted to nicely dressed women in traditional dresses and/or skirts, and such women go to meet such men!
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 18, 2018 at 11:40 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2018 at 11:40 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Saturday night at the club, sunday morning at the church bbq, lol. You get to see em in thongs -and- white lace within 12hrs.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 18, 2018 at 11:45 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2018 at 11:46 am by vorlon13.)
I've put out some feelers, any demonstrations or pedo protests at St. Cecilia's or elsewhere I might try to attend if there are any I find out about in time.
And that's why this atheist might go to church.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 19, 2018 at 8:21 pm
(August 17, 2018 at 7:14 pm)Fireball Wrote: (August 17, 2018 at 6:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I go to churches to save kids from molesting priests. I even started wearing mask and a cape and I just enter the church, punch priest in the boner and save few altar boys that are being groped/ raped by priests and then run/ fly over to the next church.
You need to up your game!
I was thinking shaped charges, but apparently they don't work too well on wooden buildings. One of these will though.
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It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 20, 2018 at 10:08 am
To pray for the starving children, oh and to show off their new Land Rovers.
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RE: Another reason why Christians go to church
August 20, 2018 at 10:11 am
Modern theists simply attend church for the appearance of piety, nothing more.
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