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Time to fire up the log chipper (not for the sensitive or squeamish)

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Time to fire up the log chipper (not for the sensitive or squeamish)
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RE: Time to fire up the log chipper (not for the sensitive or squeamish)
May 2, 2018 at 10:48 pm
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RE: Time to fire up the log chipper (not for the sensitive or squeamish)
May 2, 2018 at 11:15 pm
I met a guy in '75 who worked on a farm. He went to work early and was pushing corn into a grain grinder. An ear got stuck, and he reached to push it in. When he leaned in, his hand got caught, and he was in an unstable position, unable to pull himself out and also unable to push against anything but the chute, which tapered in. He was there, getting his fingers slowly chewed off, until someone else showed up to work and pulled him out. By his own account, that was about an hour and a half, slowly losing finger parts. Sad I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
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RE: Time to fire up the log chipper (not for the sensitive or squeamish)
May 2, 2018 at 11:39 pm
Ouch!
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RE: Time to fire up the log chipper (not for the sensitive or squeamish)
May 2, 2018 at 11:53 pm
(May 2, 2018 at 11:15 pm)Fireball Wrote: I met a guy in '75 who worked on a farm. He went to work early and was pushing corn into a grain grinder. An ear got stuck, and he reached to push it in. When he leaned in, his hand got caught, and he was in an unstable position, unable to pull himself out and also unable to push against anything but the chute, which tapered in. He was there, getting his fingers slowly chewed off, until someone else showed up to work and pulled him out. By his own account, that was about an hour and a half, slowly losing finger parts. Sad I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Which is why I prefer more merciful methods of execution.
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May 2, 2018 at 11:58 pm
. . . chopping up puppies to retrieve heroin ?

That vet is lucky it's not up to me. The idea being his outcome is so horrific this outrage never occurs again.
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May 3, 2018 at 12:27 am
Do the drug addicts care what kind of package their drug came in?
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May 3, 2018 at 12:28 am
At least it wasn't kittens.
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May 3, 2018 at 12:57 am
While i think it’s horrible, I certainly don’t think it’s something deserving of the death penalty.
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RE: Time to fire up the log chipper (not for the sensitive or squeamish)
May 3, 2018 at 1:37 am
Loss of his medical license and permanent barring of him being allowed to own or possess any animal for the rest of his life should do it.
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RE: Time to fire up the log chipper (not for the sensitive or squeamish)
May 3, 2018 at 2:22 am
(May 2, 2018 at 10:47 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Better puppies than people.


(May 3, 2018 at 12:28 am)Kit Wrote: At least it wasn't kittens.


Why is the suffering of one species less important than another if the capacity to suffer is the same? What next? At least it wasn't a white straight man that had drugs cut out of them?
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