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The War of 1812!
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The War of 1812!
I imagine being dead is a lot like the state I was in during the War of 1812. I don' t have any PTSD from my experience then. No nightmares about cannon fire or getting run through by a bayonet. No bad memories at all. I am as afraid of being dead as I am about living in 1812.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: The War of 1812!
Interesting fact.

The War was over when the Battle of New Orleans was fought.  A lot of Brits died for absofuckinglutely nothing.
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RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 8:45 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I imagine being dead is a lot like the state I was in during the War of 1812. I don' t have any PTSD from my experience then. No nightmares about cannon fire or getting run through by a bayonet. No bad memories at all. I am as afraid of being dead as I am about living in 1812.

I didn't think I saw you during the war.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 8:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 9, 2018 at 8:45 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I imagine being dead is a lot like the state I was in during the War of 1812. I don' t have any PTSD from my experience then. No nightmares about cannon fire or getting run through by a bayonet. No bad memories at all. I am as afraid of being dead as I am about living in 1812.

I didn't think I saw you during the war.

I did not see you either!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: The War of 1812!
I prefer the war of 2181. It's going to be epic.
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RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 8:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Interesting fact.

The War was over when the Battle of New Orleans was fought.  A lot of Brits died for absofuckinglutely nothing.

And they ran through the briars , and they ran through the brambles...
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RE: The War of 1812!
Chimp, I know, theists are petrified of not existing but they've not existed perfectly comfortably for 13.8 billion years...
Why freak out at the last second Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The War of 1812!
The sad thing is, when we die we won't get to say "I told you so"
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(May 9, 2018 at 8:58 pm)SaStrike Wrote: The sad thing is, when we die we won't get to say "I told you so"

That's what tombstones are for!
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RE: The War of 1812!
(May 9, 2018 at 8:58 pm)SaStrike Wrote: The sad thing is, when we die we won't get to say "I told you so"

We can.

I'm being recorded saying just that before I croak.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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