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Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
(May 19, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right? She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.


Actually I recall she was a hooker.  Or, rather was a model for an agency that provided "escorts."

Doesn't that sound so much better than "hooker?"
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
(May 19, 2018 at 3:05 pm)Kit Wrote:
(May 19, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right? She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.

I think you might be confusing Melanie with Sofía Vergara.

You're right. But even if she only made as much as a doctor does here, it's hard to imagine marrying that repulsive orange asshole.

(May 19, 2018 at 3:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 19, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right? She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.


Actually I recall she was a hooker.  Or, rather was a model for an agency that provided "escorts."

Doesn't that sound so much better than "hooker?"

I guess that story was retracted. Could be true, maybe not.
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
(May 19, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right? She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.

I say Michelle Obama is way better looking than Melania!
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#14
RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
If she could get out and get custody of the kid, financially she might do OK, but not nearly as well if she hangs out till he kicks.
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
(May 19, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right?

Nope. She did feck all modelling before coming to America.

Quote:She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.

Nope again, she was virtually unknown back home until she married Drumpfuck. She only ever did work for small fashion houses, including Drumpfuck's own, until she became his kept woman.
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
(May 19, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right? She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.

I don't think she was wealthy before. Not sure.
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
Quote: Could be true, maybe not.

You tell me.

https://www.thewrap.com/melania-trump-ba...f-ny-post/

I guess this was before Rupert Murdock and the NY Post decided that the WLB was presidential material?
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
(May 19, 2018 at 10:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: Could be true, maybe not.

You tell me.

https://www.thewrap.com/melania-trump-ba...f-ny-post/

I guess this was before Rupert Murdock and the NY Post decided that the WLB was presidential material?

Oh yeah, that's barely surprising. I meant the escort thing though.
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#19
RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
Smoke.  Fire.  You know.
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#20
RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
Well, it looks like she's back... unless Trump is talking about someone else named "Melanie."

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Seriously, you don't know your own wife's name? And apparently, it's not an autocorrect thing. Maybe his stubby fingers hit the wrong key on his iPhone.

Honestly, if the secrecy kept up, I'd be making jokes about him fucking Ivanka.
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