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Not going anywhere for a while?
June 6, 2018 at 7:17 am
Ok, so the guy I am paying rent to while my house is still in wait for final inspection, does not have internet. So in the morning I go for a walk up to the coffee shop I am at now typing this which has free wi fi.

ANYWHO, I was held hostage by a REALLY REALLY REALLY cute and friendly kitten. Problem is darn thing kept following me up the road beyond his yard/home, and I tried to keep chasing him back because I didn't want him following me across busy roads far from his home. After about 10 minutes of back and fourth the owner finally came out and took him in. I told her I thought her kitten was extremely cute, but as I said, didn't want it following me. It was extremely friendly too.

So I asked her it's name and based on the title of the thread, anyone have a guess?
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RE: Not going anywhere for a while?
June 6, 2018 at 7:20 am
Homer?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Not going anywhere for a while?
June 6, 2018 at 7:21 am
Wander
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RE: Not going anywhere for a while?
June 6, 2018 at 7:23 am
(June 6, 2018 at 7:21 am)Joods Wrote: Wander

Read the title of the thread and think TV commercial line.
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RE: Not going anywhere for a while?
June 6, 2018 at 7:27 am (This post was last modified: June 6, 2018 at 7:29 am by Joods.)
Is the commercial recent or from the past?
Wait!

Snickers?
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RE: Not going anywhere for a while?
June 6, 2018 at 7:30 am
(June 6, 2018 at 7:27 am)Joods Wrote: Is the commercial recent or from the past?

From the past, but very famous in America. "Not going anywhere for a while? Have a...........(product name here)"
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RE: Not going anywhere for a while?
June 6, 2018 at 7:32 am
Yeah, that's definitely Snickers
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June 6, 2018 at 7:33 am


Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: Not going anywhere for a while?
June 6, 2018 at 7:34 am (This post was last modified: June 6, 2018 at 7:35 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
(June 6, 2018 at 7:30 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(June 6, 2018 at 7:27 am)Joods Wrote: Is the commercial recent or from the past?

From the past, but very famous in America. "Not going anywhere for a while? Have a...........(product name here)"

Ah yes. Was the cat crispy and covered in chocolate?

Personally I like to nibble off the outer coating.
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RE: Not going anywhere for a while?
June 6, 2018 at 7:35 am (This post was last modified: June 6, 2018 at 7:43 am by Brian37.)
(June 6, 2018 at 7:32 am)Joods Wrote: Yeah,  that's definitely Snickers

That's right, Don Pardo, tell us what our contestant has won.

Well, Drew, Joods has won a trip to atheistforms useless trivia and a lifetime supply of navel lint.
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