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How Do You Greet People?
#11
RE: How Do You Greet People?
(August 1, 2018 at 11:46 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:


Damn, Jor. You've been here longer than me. I'm wondering how I'm just now noticing what a radical chick you are.

Have you done it in the road or is this just something on your bucket list?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#12
RE: How Do You Greet People?
Occasionally I'll hug someone if I know them really well, but my usual casual greeting when entering a gathering is "Howdy," with a slight wave of my hand. Handshake for more formal meetings.
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#13
RE: How Do You Greet People?
It depends entirely on the people.
With all customers, I'm 100% professional. I wouldn't want a nice female customer thinking I'm some perv or whatever... (I only perv when I know no-one's looking!)

I don't think I've ever kissed both cheeks ... Well I have but that's another story Naughty
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#14
RE: How Do You Greet People?
I consider myself an old-fashioned gentleman, a champion of correct behaviour from a bygone era.  To that end, I generally greet strangers with, 'It rubs the lotion in its skin.  It does this whenever it's told.'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#15
RE: How Do You Greet People?
If I don't know the person, I say, 'Hi, how are ya going' or 'G'day mate, how are ya'.
If I do know the person, I say, 'Hey man, how are ya going'.
If I have to hug a woman, like a cousin or old friend I haven't seen for a while, I do it side on so as not to accidentally touch their tits.
Men, I just shake hands and maybe touch my shoulder to theirs and pat their back a bit.




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#16
RE: How Do You Greet People?
Depends on the person.

Strangers I greet with a handshake.

Friends with a hug and/or a peck on the cheek.

Police usually with “Get back or I start killing hostages!”
Dying to live, living to die.
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#17
RE: How Do You Greet People?
(August 1, 2018 at 11:46 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:


My response to this song's title has always been, "Because someone is going to end up with pebbles stuck to their ass".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#18
RE: How Do You Greet People?
Like any self-respecting european, i french everyone i meet, indiscriminitaly.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#19
RE: How Do You Greet People?
(August 2, 2018 at 9:24 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Like any self-respecting european, i french everyone i meet, indiscriminitaly.

There are self-respecting Europeans??

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#20
RE: How Do You Greet People?
"Advance, halt, be recognized, buy a round."
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