Thou shalt not set loose pernicious winds from thy bowels lest you first cry out "Incoming"!
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Lost Commandments
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Thou shalt not leave a floater or a plug.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Thou shalt meeteth me in the stationery cupboard in ten minutes wearing that slinky little thong thou wore at the office party for my son's birthday. No, don't carveth that down, Brenda...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Thou shalt not use the word "like" as every second word in a single sentence.
Thou shalt signeth uppeth to playeth Mafia, even if Thou ith a complete noobeth. Mafia is like Marmiteth; Thou willst either loveth or hateth it, but Thou shalt not knoweth until Thou tryeth.
Hast thou a lithp?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Thou shalt not reprogram the stations to easy listening bitch.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Thou can run, but thou shalt only die tired.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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