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Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm
(The following is inspired by and dedicated to Professor Richard Dawkins, whose 'belief scale' has given people the guidance they need to know what they already know.)
Please choose the number that best describes how you feel. Have this number printed on a t-shirt and wear it to important social functions, such as orgies and beheadings.
17. Deep down, you suspect that no one really likes grapefruit.
1 000 206. Your favourite colour is 'clear' and you adore the smell of oxygen.
6.022140857 × 10^23. You have a burning desire to launch a campaign to convince people that moles deserve their civil rights.
3.14159. Five should be enough for anyone.
91. You try to suppress the urge to kick anyone who sings 'Oranges and Lemons' and you aren't sure how long you can hold out.
10. It isn't terminal. Probably.
666. You know. Don't gimme that, you DO know.
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 6:01 pm
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 6:04 pm by Pat Mustard.)
3 Because if it's enough for BS Johnson, it's bloody well good enough for me.
(August 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 91. You try to suppress the urge to kick anyone who sings 'Oranges and Lemons' and you aren't sure how long you can hold out.
[singing voice] Here comes a candle to light you to bed,
And here comes a chopper to chop off your head[/singing voice]
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 6:06 pm
(August 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (The following is inspired by and dedicated to Professor Richard Dawkins, whose 'belief scale' has given people the guidance they need to know what they already know.)
Please choose the number that best describes how you feel. Have this number printed on a t-shirt and wear it to important social functions, such as orgies and beheadings.
17. Deep down, you suspect that no one really likes grapefruit.
1 000 206. Your favourite colour is 'clear' and you adore the smell of oxygen.
6.022140857 × 10^23. You have a burning desire to launch a campaign to convince people that moles deserve their civil rights.
3.14159. Five should be enough for anyone.
91. You try to suppress the urge to kick anyone who sings 'Oranges and Lemons' and you aren't sure how long you can hold out.
10. It isn't terminal. Probably.
666. You know. Don't gimme that, you DO know.
Boru
ALL of the above.
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 6:07 pm
Eleventy-two.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 6:08 pm
I'm a solid BB-8.
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 6:09 pm
6.022140857 × 10^23
I'm a Social Justice Chemist
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 6:11 pm
I didn't see an option for "face first". (god I hope it's not analog)
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 6:12 pm
(August 21, 2018 at 6:11 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I didn't see an option for "face first". (god I hope it's not analog)
Hey at least there is no "pile of shit" option
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 6:12 pm
(August 21, 2018 at 6:09 pm)Lucanus Wrote: 6.022140857 × 10^23
I'm a Social Justice Chemist
You're a mole!
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
August 21, 2018 at 6:16 pm
These are hysterical.
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