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Proof I'm Glen Moray
September 3, 2018 at 11:09 am
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I challenge you to ontologically disprove that I'm Glen Moray.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Proof I'm Glen Moray
September 3, 2018 at 1:21 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 11:27 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: What proof are you?
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90, I like being right, but some days I can't help going full 200. I hate when I feel so obtuse...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Proof I'm Glen Moray
September 3, 2018 at 1:32 pm
I’d drink you.
Wait! Did that read as inappropriate??
Good.
?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Proof I'm Glen Moray
September 3, 2018 at 1:51 pm
Man, you've gotten me into some trouble before. For shame!
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RE: Proof I'm Glen Moray
September 3, 2018 at 2:00 pm
So its true! There was a forum party with drinking. This is proof enough. It breaks my heart to not been invited.
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RE: Proof I'm Glen Moray
September 3, 2018 at 2:48 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 2:00 pm)LastPoet Wrote: So its true! There was a forum party with drinking. This is proof enough. It breaks my heart to not been invited.
Your invitation was lost in the dog.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Proof I'm Glen Moray
September 3, 2018 at 2:52 pm
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(September 3, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I’d drink you.
Wait! Did that read as inappropriate??
Good.
?
Knowing your... field of expertise, I AM afraid that this is inappropriate in the entirely wrong way
(September 3, 2018 at 1:51 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Man, you've gotten me into some trouble before. For shame!
*Hugs* I'm sorry bae
(September 3, 2018 at 2:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (September 3, 2018 at 2:00 pm)LastPoet Wrote: So its true! There was a forum party with drinking. This is proof enough. It breaks my heart to not been invited.
Your invitation was lost in the dog.
The dog? Didn't the invitations come in newborn babies? There was even a joke about how they were like Catholic priests...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
