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A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
#11
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
Ah, so Jesus hates people who hurt children, and his Father killed every child on Earth. Hardly surprising as he killed almost all the children in Sodom and every one of them in Gomorrah.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is no specific mention of young children on the Ark. The crew manifest mentions only Noah, Mrs. Noah, their three sons and the sons' wives. Noah may have had grandchildren before the Flood, but Genesis doesn't specifically say so.

Boru


Then he didn't.

Scripture doesn't mention AC, GPS, internet, or antibiotics either, so True Christians© are forbidden to acknowledge their existence too.
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#13
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:50 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 6, 2018 at 11:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is no specific mention of young children on the Ark. The crew manifest mentions only Noah, Mrs. Noah, their three sons and the sons' wives. Noah may have had grandchildren before the Flood, but Genesis doesn't specifically say so.

Boru


Then he didn't.

Scripture doesn't mention AC, GPS, internet, or antibiotics either, so True Christians© are forbidden to acknowledge their existence too.

Scripture doesn’t mention oxygen either. So hopefully True Christians© will stop consuming it.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Do we know if any children were on board?

Dunno, but the kids that came after the fact were about as bright as a board.

Ahhh... biblical incest jokes always get me.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
Interesting point, however, God's mighty nostrils have ensouled the believers, so oxygen is redundant.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:50 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 6, 2018 at 11:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is no specific mention of young children on the Ark. The crew manifest mentions only Noah, Mrs. Noah, their three sons and the sons' wives. Noah may have had grandchildren before the Flood, but Genesis doesn't specifically say so.

Boru


Then he didn't.

Scripture doesn't mention AC, GPS, internet, or antibiotics either, so True Christians© are forbidden to acknowledge their existence too.

Yeah, they talk about that on Facebook a lot.
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#17
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is no specific mention of young children on the Ark. The crew manifest mentions only Noah, Mrs. Noah, their three sons and the sons' wives. Noah may have had grandchildren before the Flood, but Genesis doesn't specifically say so.

Boru

The wives of Noah's three sons could be as young as 12 if the bible is to be believed. Those would be children.
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#18
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Strange how every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noa's house!
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 6, 2018 at 12:48 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Strange how every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noa's house!

AiG suggests some of them were blown to, say,  Australia by erupting volcanoes. Newton was never born in that universe.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 6, 2018 at 1:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 6, 2018 at 12:48 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Strange how every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noa's house!

AiG suggests some of them were blown to, say,  Australia by erupting volcanoes. Newton was never born in that universe.

Nor the concept of 3rd degree burn culminating in total carbonization and explosive boiling of all fluids in tissues.

(September 6, 2018 at 12:48 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Strange how every animal on the planet lived within walking distance of Noa's house!

Plate tectonics happens fast to push the continents so far from eachother in 6000 years.   I think Australian actually pushed up a bow wave and left a wake.
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