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C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real

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C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
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#1
C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
November 30, 2018 at 8:07 pm
I found my can opener and I'm serving more apologetics. 

Hey, Look at all the stuff that's real.

The Gospels mention Jerusalem. That's a real city.
The Gospels mention Pilate. He's a real governor.
The Gospels mention Rome. That was a real empire.
The Gospels mention Jesus. ...

What part of this progression escapes you?

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...quickly moving on...
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RE: C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
November 30, 2018 at 8:16 pm
You, my friend are on fire!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
November 30, 2018 at 8:25 pm
And suicidal pigs. Slaughter houses will pay me a fortune for their realized cost reduction.
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RE: C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
November 30, 2018 at 10:39 pm
I'm watching a short-timer's shit show, personally.  Clap
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RE: C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
November 30, 2018 at 10:45 pm
Quote:The Gospels mention Jesus. ...

And that's where the whole fucking analogy falls apart!
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RE: C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
December 1, 2018 at 12:04 am
Yeah, "YahwehIsTheWay" is a name I'll carry to my grave. Rolleyes I'll bet you have NO idea how many times we've seen this shite. Wacky
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RE: C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
December 1, 2018 at 1:03 am
I regard him as a Noble Savage.
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RE: C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
December 4, 2018 at 1:16 pm
I just spent two days showing you that herod antipas was the herod of the NT, so don't pretend that everything the bible says is real you agree with.. In fact I'd say the bible point to truth you would flat out deny if you hold true to your contemporaries. and despite this objection I can provide proof you and your 1980's arguements are at best misinformed and outdated.
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RE: C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
December 4, 2018 at 1:24 pm
(December 4, 2018 at 1:16 pm)Drich Wrote: I just spent two days showing you that herod antipas was the herod of the NT, so don't pretend that everything the bible says is real you agree with.. In fact I'd say the bible point to truth you would flat out deny if you hold true to your contemporaries. and despite this objection I can provide proof you and your 1980's arguements are at best misinformed and outdated.

And you were shown that Luke refers to Herod Antipas as "Herod the tetrarch" (see Luke 9:7).
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RE: C'mon, Look At All This Stuff That's Real
December 4, 2018 at 1:48 pm
(December 4, 2018 at 1:24 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(December 4, 2018 at 1:16 pm)Drich Wrote: I just spent two days showing you that herod antipas was the herod of the NT, so don't pretend that everything the bible says is real you agree with.. In fact I'd say the bible point to truth you would flat out deny if you hold true to your contemporaries. and despite this objection I can provide proof you and your 1980's arguements are at best misinformed and outdated.

And you were shown that Luke refers to Herod Antipas as "Herod the tetrarch" (see Luke 9:7).

keep reading cherry picker
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