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Every Apologetic Argument Ever

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Every Apologetic Argument Ever
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Every Apologetic Argument Ever
November 30, 2018 at 8:36 pm
Step 1: Blah blah blah
Step 2: Blah blah blah
Step 3: Therefore JESUS! 

Ta da!
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
November 30, 2018 at 8:43 pm
Pretty much covers it.
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
November 30, 2018 at 9:40 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2018 at 9:41 pm by LadyForCamus.)
Prime directive rule?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
November 30, 2018 at 10:08 pm
Too many 'Blahs' I have reduced it to a single word 'Blahsus'
'Those who ask a lot of questions may seem stupid, but those who don't ask questions stay stupid'
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
December 1, 2018 at 1:31 am
(November 30, 2018 at 8:36 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: Step 1: Blah blah blah
Step 2: Blah blah blah
Step 3: Therefore JESUS! 

Ta da!

Many times we hear what we want to hear. Since as long as I can remember, I've had friends from pretty much every major worldview and/or religious background. I've learned that even when I disagree with some things, there's still something to be gained by observing and listening. More times than not, the relationships are more important than the arguments.
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
December 1, 2018 at 2:07 am
True IRL.  Not so much on message boards.
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
December 1, 2018 at 2:49 am
(December 1, 2018 at 2:07 am)Minimalist Wrote: True IRL.  Not so much on message boards.

Everything has value. Sometimes the trick is finding the worth in something even when we think it's a sack of trash.


If we were in the woods and I offered you a brick of solid gold or some chips of iron pyrite (fool's gold), and said you could pick one, you would probably choose the brick.  Now if a mean friggin bear showed up and wanted to kill us, and you had a musket with no way to ignite the wheel lock and shoot the beast, I would gander that the pyrite would instantly become more valuable than the gold brick.  We trade, and now you just took down the bear and have a story that you will tell your family and they will tell generations to come.

When we start to discount anything, even the difference between right or wrong and good or bad, we make it harder to achieve our full potential as human beings.
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
December 1, 2018 at 9:18 am
And optimists will continue to insist the glass is half full when we know in reality that it is half empty.
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
December 1, 2018 at 9:22 am
(November 30, 2018 at 8:36 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: Step 1: Blah blah blah
Step 2: Blah blah blah
Step 3: Therefore JESUS! 

Ta da!

That is every religion,  not just Christianity.

Buddhists, Jews, Muslims, Hindus ect ect...... 

It is all apology, and all amounts to "I got it right."

It isn't that most humans are bad, but in that most humans mistake their good and success as coming from a divine place rather than considering that our behaviors are not magic, but in our evolution.
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
December 1, 2018 at 10:17 am
My favorite apologetic argument: The Bible MEANS something other than what it SAYS. Wacky
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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