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This is Just Fucking Priceless
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 5, 2011 at 1:00 pm
DeistPaladin Wrote:
Watson Wrote:I do hope these people get better, all things considered. And I have to wonder how in the hell hepatitis A got into their communion wafers in the first place. That's just bizarre.

Hep A is commonly spread through the consumption of contaminated food and drink. I don't know how food is infected.


You never know where the priest has put his hands, man.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 5, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Minimalist Wrote:
DeistPaladin Wrote:
Watson Wrote:I do hope these people get better, all things considered. And I have to wonder how in the hell hepatitis A got into their communion wafers in the first place. That's just bizarre.

Hep A is commonly spread through the consumption of contaminated food and drink. I don't know how food is infected.


You never know where the priest has put his hands, man.

Very true! He might give you mumps or chicken pox!

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God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 5, 2011 at 11:07 pm
Aerzia Saerules Arktuos;112874 Wrote:
theVOID Wrote:...It must suck thinking that your lord and savior gave you Hep

Better than your lord and savior giving you the 1900's variety of syphilis... Dodgy

There is a story behind that?
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 5, 2011 at 11:15 pm
Minimalist Wrote:http://abcnews.go.com/Health/catholics-r...d=12537329

Quote:Catholics who receive communion at Sunday mass believe the sacred wafer they swallow contains the body of Christ. New York health officials have warned the parishioners of a Long Island church that the wafers they received on Christmas Day may have also contained hepatitis A.

The Nassau County Department of Health in New York is warning parishioners who attended Christmas Mass at Our Lady of Lourdes Church in Massapequa Park to seek treatment, worried that the hundreds who took communion could fall ill.

Wasn't there an episode of Family Guy with this plot?
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 6, 2011 at 12:15 am
Would it be this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIZYqZrdw...re=related


No. No, I guess it wouldn't.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 6, 2011 at 1:16 am
The lack of compassion for those suffering people is astounding. Watson, some Churches use one communion cup instead of the little individual ones. It was most likely passed through the shared communion cup, which IMO is a disgustingly unsanitary practice and luckily isn't very common.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 6, 2011 at 1:30 am
tackattack Wrote:The lack of compassion for those suffering people is astounding. Watson, some Churches use one communion cup instead of the little individual ones. It was most likely passed through the shared communion cup, which IMO is a disgustingly unsanitary practice and luckily isn't very common.

Hep A usually require fecal contamination of food or direct fecal-oral contact for transmission. Oral-Oral transmission is rare. Contaminated wafers are a much more likely agent.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 6, 2011 at 2:27 am (This post was last modified: January 6, 2011 at 2:29 am by Minimalist.)
Chuck Wrote:Hep A usually require fecal contamination of food or direct fecal-oral contact for transmission. Oral-Oral transmission is rare. Contaminated wafers are a much more likely agent.


There's lots of shit flying around catholic churches.

Quote:The lack of compassion for those suffering people is astounding.

Would be ironic if they were praying to their so-called god to cure them of a disease they caught eating him, though.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 6, 2011 at 10:42 am
Minimalist Wrote:Would be ironic if they were praying to their so-called god to cure them of a disease they caught eating him, though.

Maybe "God" wanted them to get sick! Maybe it's part of his "plan"!
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 6, 2011 at 11:20 am
Minimalist Wrote:There's lots of shit flying around catholic churches.

Their dogma and apologetics got mixed in with their wafers.
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