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"When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 7:16 pm
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Complete the sentence.
"When in doubt.... (do whatever here.)
But make it silly not obvious.
I'll go first.....
"When in doubt, use brass knuckles and pepper spray."
"When in doubt, kill everyone and plant trees."
"When in doubt, use lighter fluid and matches."
"When in doubt, eat your booger in public."
"When in doubt, speed past the cop through a red light and flip them off."
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 7:32 pm
When in doubt, blame whoever smelled it.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 7:37 pm
When in doubt, hug them with a speeding bus.
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"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 8:02 pm
When in doubt, assume that all the times you’ve masturbated onto the property of a non-profit counts as a charitable donation (deductible at the rate of the per specimen going rate of your local sperm bank.)
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 8:07 pm
"When in doubt, tell everyone you are into taxidermy, and a huge fan of "Silence Of The Lambs."
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 8:33 pm
When in doubt, it's unloaded.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 8:35 pm
When in doubt, listen to the theist.