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Any ideas on how to get "wall art" bible verses taken down in a small office?
#11
RE: Any ideas on how to get "wall art" bible verses taken down in a small office?
So what sort of Screen saver do YOU have??? I like the FSM Pancil holder and maybe a book on the Dali Lama ???
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#12
RE: Any ideas on how to get "wall art" bible verses taken down in a small office?
You should join them in the spirit of Christianity & add some more Bible verses to their display.

Personal favorites:

Quote:"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet." (1 Timothy 2:12)

"Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." (Psalm 137:9)

"Then God said: 'Take your son Isaac, your only one, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah. There you shall offer him up as a holocaust on a height that I will point out to you'."(Genesis 22:2)

"Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord." (Ephesians 5:22)

"Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, not only to those who are good and equitable but also to those who are perverse." (1 Peter 2:18)

"I will make my arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh" (Deut. 32:42)

"When the men would not listen to his host, the husband seized his concubine and thrust her outside to them. They had relations with her and abused her all night until the following dawn, when they let her go. Then at daybreak the woman came and collapsed at the entrance of the house in which her husband was a guest, where she lay until the morning. When her husband rose that day and opened the door of the house to start out again on his journey, there lay the woman, his concubine, at the entrance of the house with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, 'Come, let us go'; but there was no answer. So the man placed her on an ass and started out again for home." (Judges 19:25-28)

That last one might be a little long. Would make a good email signature though.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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#13
RE: Any ideas on how to get "wall art" bible verses taken down in a small office?
Burn a witch in their honor. You'll probably get a promotion.
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#14
RE: Any ideas on how to get "wall art" bible verses taken down in a small office?
Pretend to convert to Islam and just glare at them with hate in your eyes.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Any ideas on how to get "wall art" bible verses taken down in a small office?
I vote for the imposter friend to come in and get loud with his announcement of taking his buisness elsewhere.


Any other suggestions offered I would only carry out once employment is found elsewhere.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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