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RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
March 16, 2019 at 4:17 pm
(March 15, 2019 at 4:59 pm)Der/die AtheistIn Wrote: This time it's not about personal experience or a case I heard about, I'm curious if any of you met people unsatisfied with atheists who say "Oh my God" from time to time.
Most people i know find it offensive when anyone uses the phrase.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
March 16, 2019 at 10:06 pm (This post was last modified: March 16, 2019 at 10:09 pm by Rev. Rye.)
I can remember a period of time when I trolled Jake Tanner, who wrote an infamous, poorly spelled, Catcher in the Rye-length Naruto fanfic called Naruto Veangance Revelaitons (link that's neither work-safe nor mental health-safe can be found here.) It's basically the story of a perverted menace-cum-abomination against nature called Ronan. He's, well, I'll just let this thing I wrote earlier explain it (hidden for sanity):
No Character Development: The character development is virtually nonexistent; the male lead (Ronan) exists primarily to fuck and abuse women, and rant about modern music, feminism, and religion, and his harem exists primarily to be sexually attracted to him. His enemies exist only to promote things he hates, particularly things that are diometrically opposed.
No sane story: The story goes from his battling villains from Naruto to his being a rock star to his ruling Konohagakure according to his whims to his battling the Illuminati to destroying the world with his jism.
Horrible writing and spelling. The book is exactly 23 words shorter than the first Harry Potter book, and the number of sentences without a massive spelling error is in the double digits. Indeed, it's fewer than the number of chapters or sex scenes
Bigotry: Here is a short list of groups the author (and thus, the main character) hates: Fans of Harry Potter, Western Animation, and modern music; religious people (especially Christians); women who aren't totally submissive; gay males (he publicly disembowels a guy for admiring his penis); fat people; capitalists; the mentally ill; his stepfamily; and... Croats. The list goes on and on.
Horrifying sex scenes: One of the most infamous sex scenes has Ronan forcing his girlfriend Sakura to mutilate her vagina as punishment for adultery. After she does that, he immediately fucks the wound, causing it to grow back. Also, at one point, she fucks her newborn daughter with a katana.
Bizarre biology: I'll let this excerpt from Chapter 1 explain it. It's how the main character describes himself.
Quote: i a 13 years old and have just come to the town. i am 6" tall and hav dark blue hair dat looks like justin beibers hiar (i dont liek him tho FUCK HIM HE SUCKS ALL MODERN MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS). i am very muscula r and have 28' around biceps and hiuge pecx and then i also have a huge dick its almost 2 fet long and realy fat plus i cum a lot ok)
Yes, he not only claims his penis is several times longer than he is tall, but the penis only gets bigger, up until halfway through the story, where it reaches 45 feet in length. I have concluded he's meant to be an escapee from the Island of Doctor Moreau. Also, his newborn daughter grows to be the exact same age as her parents within a day of being born
Deeply disturbing fetishes: Here's just a few: Showers golden, brown, and Roman; incest (he includes his mother, his daughter and the Naruto character who is genetically identical to both of them); he's turned on by the sight of women's blood; pedophilia (to be fair, the girl in question does grow into a mature body within the space of less than a day, but still); getting a BJ from a ghost's severed head; rape; and, of course, destroying the world with one's own Jism.
One of his less horrifying, but still strange, habits was, due to his strident atheism, his insistence on saying "OMD" instead of "OMG." D standing for Dawkins. Of course, the author pretty much acted like a slightly more grounded version of his Gary Stu, turning into a warped mix of Chris-chan and the most depraved, toxically masculine, and fucking stupid early teenaged boy ever, being the sort of person who reacts to criticism by saying something like "Ya well, fuk u, my dick is 199 inches log."
Of course, he eventually revealed he was a troll all along. That probably should have been obvious, but, honestly, I've known boys in high school that were that insane.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
March 16, 2019 at 10:27 pm
(March 16, 2019 at 10:06 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I can remember a period of time when I trolled Jake Tanner, who wrote an infamous, poorly spelled, Catcher in the Rye-length Naruto fanfic called Naruto Veangance Revelaitons (link that's neither work-safe nor mental health-safe can be found here.) It's basically the story of a perverted menace-cum-abomination against nature called Ronan. He's, well, I'll just let this thing I wrote earlier explain it (hidden for sanity):
No Character Development: The character development is virtually nonexistent; the male lead (Ronan) exists primarily to fuck and abuse women, and rant about modern music, feminism, and religion, and his harem exists primarily to be sexually attracted to him. His enemies exist only to promote things he hates, particularly things that are diometrically opposed.
No sane story: The story goes from his battling villains from Naruto to his being a rock star to his ruling Konohagakure according to his whims to his battling the Illuminati to destroying the world with his jism.
Horrible writing and spelling. The book is exactly 23 words shorter than the first Harry Potter book, and the number of sentences without a massive spelling error is in the double digits. Indeed, it's fewer than the number of chapters or sex scenes
Bigotry: Here is a short list of groups the author (and thus, the main character) hates: Fans of Harry Potter, Western Animation, and modern music; religious people (especially Christians); women who aren't totally submissive; gay males (he publicly disembowels a guy for admiring his penis); fat people; capitalists; the mentally ill; his stepfamily; and... Croats. The list goes on and on.
Horrifying sex scenes: One of the most infamous sex scenes has Ronan forcing his girlfriend Sakura to mutilate her vagina as punishment for adultery. After she does that, he immediately fucks the wound, causing it to grow back. Also, at one point, she fucks her newborn daughter with a katana.
Bizarre biology: I'll let this excerpt from Chapter 1 explain it. It's how the main character describes himself.
Quote: i a 13 years old and have just come to the town. i am 6" tall and hav dark blue hair dat looks like justin beibers hiar (i dont liek him tho FUCK HIM HE SUCKS ALL MODERN MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS). i am very muscula r and have 28' around biceps and hiuge pecx and then i also have a huge dick its almost 2 fet long and realy fat plus i cum a lot ok)
Yes, he not only claims his penis is several times longer than he is tall, but the penis only gets bigger, up until halfway through the story, where it reaches 45 feet in length. I have concluded he's meant to be an escapee from the Island of Doctor Moreau. Also, his newborn daughter grows to be the exact same age as her parents within a day of being born
Deeply disturbing fetishes: Here's just a few: Showers golden, brown, and Roman; incest (he includes his mother, his daughter and the Naruto character who is genetically identical to both of them); he's turned on by the sight of women's blood; pedophilia (to be fair, the girl in question does grow into a mature body within the space of less than a day, but still); getting a BJ from a ghost's severed head; rape; and, of course, destroying the world with one's own Jism.
One of his less horrifying, but still strange, habits was, due to his strident atheism, his insistence on saying "OMD" instead of "OMG." D standing for Dawkins. Of course, the author pretty much acted like a slightly more grounded version of his Gary Stu, turning into a warped mix of Chris-chan and the most depraved, toxically masculine, and fucking stupid early teenaged boy ever, being the sort of person who reacts to criticism by saying something like "Ya well, fuk u, my dick is 199 inches log."
Of course, he eventually revealed he was a troll all along. That probably should have been obvious, but, honestly, I've known boys in high school that were that insane.
The kids?
At my high school, the loopiest loons were the De La Salle, alleged teachers
RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
March 16, 2019 at 11:15 pm
(March 16, 2019 at 10:27 pm)fredd bear Wrote:
(March 16, 2019 at 10:06 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I can remember a period of time when I trolled Jake Tanner, who wrote an infamous, poorly spelled, Catcher in the Rye-length Naruto fanfic called Naruto Veangance Revelaitons (link that's neither work-safe nor mental health-safe can be found here.) It's basically the story of a perverted menace-cum-abomination against nature called Ronan. He's, well, I'll just let this thing I wrote earlier explain it (hidden for sanity):
No Character Development: The character development is virtually nonexistent; the male lead (Ronan) exists primarily to fuck and abuse women, and rant about modern music, feminism, and religion, and his harem exists primarily to be sexually attracted to him. His enemies exist only to promote things he hates, particularly things that are diometrically opposed.
No sane story: The story goes from his battling villains from Naruto to his being a rock star to his ruling Konohagakure according to his whims to his battling the Illuminati to destroying the world with his jism.
Horrible writing and spelling. The book is exactly 23 words shorter than the first Harry Potter book, and the number of sentences without a massive spelling error is in the double digits. Indeed, it's fewer than the number of chapters or sex scenes
Bigotry: Here is a short list of groups the author (and thus, the main character) hates: Fans of Harry Potter, Western Animation, and modern music; religious people (especially Christians); women who aren't totally submissive; gay males (he publicly disembowels a guy for admiring his penis); fat people; capitalists; the mentally ill; his stepfamily; and... Croats. The list goes on and on.
Horrifying sex scenes: One of the most infamous sex scenes has Ronan forcing his girlfriend Sakura to mutilate her vagina as punishment for adultery. After she does that, he immediately fucks the wound, causing it to grow back. Also, at one point, she fucks her newborn daughter with a katana.
Bizarre biology: I'll let this excerpt from Chapter 1 explain it. It's how the main character describes himself.
Yes, he not only claims his penis is several times longer than he is tall, but the penis only gets bigger, up until halfway through the story, where it reaches 45 feet in length. I have concluded he's meant to be an escapee from the Island of Doctor Moreau. Also, his newborn daughter grows to be the exact same age as her parents within a day of being born
Deeply disturbing fetishes: Here's just a few: Showers golden, brown, and Roman; incest (he includes his mother, his daughter and the Naruto character who is genetically identical to both of them); he's turned on by the sight of women's blood; pedophilia (to be fair, the girl in question does grow into a mature body within the space of less than a day, but still); getting a BJ from a ghost's severed head; rape; and, of course, destroying the world with one's own Jism.
One of his less horrifying, but still strange, habits was, due to his strident atheism, his insistence on saying "OMD" instead of "OMG." D standing for Dawkins. Of course, the author pretty much acted like a slightly more grounded version of his Gary Stu, turning into a warped mix of Chris-chan and the most depraved, toxically masculine, and fucking stupid early teenaged boy ever, being the sort of person who reacts to criticism by saying something like "Ya well, fuk u, my dick is 199 inches log."
Of course, he eventually revealed he was a troll all along. That probably should have been obvious, but, honestly, I've known boys in high school that were that insane.
The kids?
At my high school, the loopiest loons were the De La Salle, alleged teachers
Have you ever had a teacher tell you, a propos of nothing, all about a particularly gross shit he took in graphic detail while you were just trying to get to class?
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
March 16, 2019 at 11:34 pm (This post was last modified: March 16, 2019 at 11:34 pm by fredd bear.)
(March 16, 2019 at 11:15 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(March 16, 2019 at 10:27 pm)fredd bear Wrote: The kids?
At my high school, the loopiest loons were the De La Salle, alleged teachers
Have you ever had a teacher tell you, a propos of nothing, all about a particularly gross shit he took in graphic detail while you were just trying to get to class?
We DID have a rather creepy teacher who was wont to linger in the boys' shower room after football. . He never did anything, he was just creepy.
My teachers' lunacy was usually about religion, and the current obsession. Eg I was in year 8. Our teacher organised for one of his suck-ups, on the stroke of each hour; to clap loudly, three times, and exclaim, loudly "Let us remember that we are the holy presence of God!" Where upon, we would all say 'Amen', cross ourselves, look pious and continue with the lesson.
RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
March 16, 2019 at 11:53 pm
(March 16, 2019 at 11:34 pm)fredd bear Wrote:
(March 16, 2019 at 11:15 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Have you ever had a teacher tell you, a propos of nothing, all about a particularly gross shit he took in graphic detail while you were just trying to get to class?
We DID have a rather creepy teacher who was wont to linger in the boys' shower room after football. . He never did anything, he was just creepy.
My teachers' lunacy was usually about religion, and the current obsession. Eg I was in year 8. Our teacher organised for one of his suck-ups, on the stroke of each hour; to clap loudly, three times, and exclaim, loudly "Let us remember that we are the holy presence of God!" Where upon, we would all say 'Amen', cross ourselves, look pious and continue with the lesson.
Did anyone laugh? That sounds hilarious
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay
0/10
Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
March 17, 2019 at 1:07 am
(March 16, 2019 at 11:53 pm)Losty Wrote:
(March 16, 2019 at 11:34 pm)fredd bear Wrote: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((0))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
No, can't say I have.
We DID have a rather creepy teacher who was wont to linger in the boys' shower room after football. . He never did anything, he was just creepy.
My teachers' lunacy was usually about religion, and the current obsession. Eg I was in year 8. Our teacher organised for one of his suck-ups, on the stroke of each hour; to clap loudly, three times, and exclaim, loudly "Let us remember that we are the holy presence of God!" Where upon, we would all say 'Amen', cross ourselves, look pious and continue with the lesson.
Only if you wanted to get hit, hard, with a very nasty strap .Those pricks had no sense of humour
We had one of those old coke coolers, with water. The coke bottles sat in the water, with the necks exposed.Monday morning, after a Saturday football game with another school. Our principal became apoplectic when he discovered all of the cokes in the machine were empty; each had a straw sticking out.
I had to walk away, quickly, before breaking into uncontrollable laughter.
I understand those machines were later banned. Something about Legionnaire's disease.
RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
March 18, 2019 at 1:07 am
That's why I use OMFG and nobody accuses me of anything.
But OP is onto something: for example, below is an interview with Isaac Asimov where he talks about rationality where he used the expression "Heaven only knows" and interviewer immediately suggested to Asimov that, because he said that, even he can't live without God ("irrational") and then Asimov explains that that's simply English language and that there are many words in English language that invoke ancient gods - watch it starts at 2m 59sec
RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
March 18, 2019 at 1:11 am
(March 16, 2019 at 4:17 pm)Losty Wrote:
(March 15, 2019 at 4:59 pm)Der/die AtheistIn Wrote: This time it's not about personal experience or a case I heard about, I'm curious if any of you met people unsatisfied with atheists who say "Oh my God" from time to time.
Most people i know find it offensive when anyone uses the phrase.
All I know is people referring to me as god are quite ignorant.
RE: Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG
April 3, 2019 at 10:31 am (This post was last modified: April 3, 2019 at 10:31 am by Catharsis.)
(March 15, 2019 at 4:59 pm)Der/die AtheistIn Wrote: This time it's not about personal experience or a case I heard about, I'm curious if any of you met people unsatisfied with atheists who say "Oh my God" from time to time.
People who say OMG shouldn't whine when some says God blesss you when they sneeze.