HATE SPEECH! {clicky bait}

[fredd bear]

If god had not meant man to make love to animals he wouldn't have put horns on the front of the goat to hold onto.

Right, Tasmanians?

A tip for those who want to get off the beaten track in Tasmania;

When yo go to a rural pub, don't stare at the two headed guy in the corner, playing harmonicas and drinking beer.

[The Valkyrie]

If god had not meant man to make love to animals he wouldn't have put horns on the front of the goat to hold onto.

Right, Tasmanians?

A tip for those who want to get off the beaten track in Tasmania;

When yo go to a rural pub, don't stare at the two headed guy in the corner, playing harmonicas and drinking beer.

Bruce and Bruce Bunion?

Yeah, I've met them.

[ignoramus]

Pretty sure they got surgically separated and are now known as Scott Morrison and Bill Shorten.

[fredd bear]

Pretty sure they got surgically separated and are now known as Scott Morrison and Bill Shorten.

As Gomer would say "you're going to hell for that one!" . 

[ignoramus]

Fredd, I think you'll agree that most Aussies vote for who they DON'T want...

Come to think of it, how long has it been since the people actually elected their prime minister?

Since Kevin07 I think.

[The Valkyrie]

Don't vote. It only encourages them.

[ignoramus]

I'm voting for the Sex party.

I'm told I get free samplers in the voting booth! ...
better than Bill sucking up anyway. (who will become Australia's next PM soon sadly.)

[Yonadav]

If god had not meant man to make love to animals he wouldn't have put horns on the front of the goat to hold onto.

Right, Tasmanians?

Ha ha! In the US, the notorious sheep lovers are the Montanans.

A Montanan and a Californian are riding in a car together in Montana.  They see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Montanan stops the car, ostensibly to help the sheep get its head out of the fence. But instead, the Montanan walks up behind the animal, undoes his zipper, and vigorously screws the sheep. He then returns to the car, where the Californian stares at him in shock. The Montanan grins and tells the Californian that he should give it a try. Stunned, the Californian asks, "Really?". "Yes, go for it," the Montanan leers. "Well, OK. Here I go." The Californian runs up to the fence, bends over and shoves his head into it, shouting "OK, I'm ready!"

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

If god had not meant man to make love to animals he wouldn't have put horns on the front of the goat to hold onto.

Right, Tasmanians?

Ha ha! In the US, the notorious sheep lovers are the Montanans.

A Montanan and a Californian are riding in a car together in Montana.  They see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Montanan stops the car, ostensibly to help the sheep get its head out of the fence. But instead, the Montanan walks up behind the animal, undoes his zipper, and vigorously screws the sheep. He then returns to the car, where the Californian stares at him in shock. The Montanan grins and tells the Californian that he should give it a try. Stunned, the Californian asks, "Really?". "Yes, go for it," the Montanan leers. "Well, OK. Here I go." The Californian runs up to the fence, bends over and shoves his head into it, shouting "OK, I'm ready!"

Reminds me of:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are crossing a field when they see a sheep stuck in a fence.  The Englishman sighs and says, 'I wish that was my lovely wife Jane.'  The Irishman sighs and  says, 'I wish that was my beautiful sweetheart Mary.'  The Scotsman sighs and says, 'I wish it was dark!'

Boru

[Little lunch]

New Zealand's the only place I know of that sells Velcro gloves.