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RE: A Florida Man
March 22, 2019 at 7:27 pm
Goddammit, you're making it pretty rough with that last part.
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RE: A Florida Man
March 22, 2019 at 8:00 pm
Crazed Cheeto colored man seen menacing Palm Beach, Fla. golf course!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: A Florida Man
March 22, 2019 at 8:03 pm
Tourist doesn't count. But we're willing to adopt him if he starts carrying around a live alligator.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: A Florida Man
March 22, 2019 at 8:59 pm
(March 22, 2019 at 11:20 am)Jackalope Wrote: Florida, you say.
Never would have guessed.
Our equivalent is Queensland, often called 'the deep north'---tropical, retirees paradise, an unusually large concentration of rightwing nut jobs and all kinds of con men and scammers.
A distressing number of people there fall for the 'advance fee/Spanish prisoner/Nigerian prince scam as well as cons from various dating sites.----Is it the tropical weather?
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RE: A Florida Man
March 22, 2019 at 11:00 pm
Is one of the reasons I moved down to the border.
Didn't realise that Toowoomba is the redneck capital and bible belt of Australia.
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RE: A Florida Man
March 22, 2019 at 11:01 pm
Hot Florida Men???
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RE: A Florida Man
March 24, 2019 at 10:39 am
Nope. Shoulder pads are another disqualifier.
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RE: A Florida Man
March 25, 2019 at 9:34 am
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Quote:- A 25-year-old Apopka man was arrested on allegations of raping a girl whom he met online and whom he purchased an Uber trip from San Antonio to Florida, according to authorities. Richard Brown was arrested by Apopka police on three counts of sexual battery on a child 12-17 by a person over 18, three counts of sexual assault with a 16- or 17-year-old and contributing
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florid...-uber-trip
Apparently, he paid over $800 for the trip, then held the girl for a few nights...which would be awfully expensive for a hooker in apopka, let alone a rape.
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RE: A Florida Man
March 25, 2019 at 12:59 pm
Who raised that girl? She left when she realized he wasn't insta-famous? I'm definitely not victim blaming here. It's totally that guys fault. I'm just questioning her state of mind generally, not in regard to being raped. That's obviously horrific. I hope she gets some help straightening out her priorities so she can lead a good life. 
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RE: A Florida Man
March 26, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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Quote: A 35-year-old Florida man lost his life Saturday while trying to retrieve a pigeon he cared for from a power line.
Deputies from the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office found Elian Garcia-Rivera around 3 p.m. They told The Palm Beach Post he used a 20-foot aluminum pool pole to try and move his bird, but accidentally touched the live power line.
https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/Florid...35911.html
Quote:On February 28, a complaint was filed with Florida’s Indian River County Sheriff’s Department, alleging “open burning” in a yard on 85th Street. When the cops showed up, the gentlemen doing the burning said—paraphrasing here, but only a little—that his blaze was totally NBD, because the good shit was still inside.
The TC Palm reports that David Frederick Ellis, 64, was tending to a “smoldering pile” in his backyard, measuring 5 to 6 feet in diameter and 2 to 3 feet in height, per an official affidavit. Ellis told the authorities it was “just some leaves,” but a deputy pointed out a few key facts to Ellis; namely, a strong smell of some real dank stuff and “the remains of small pot plants and leaves.”
https://thetakeout.com/florida-man-marij...1833549836
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