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A Florida Man
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A Florida Man
Quote:A Florida man accused of mailing pipe bombs to a number of prominent Democrats and Trump critics, as well as CNN, has pleaded guilty before a federal judge in New York.
Cesar Altieri Sayoc, 57, was arrested in late October and was scheduled to go on trial in July on charges related to using weapons of mass destruction and transporting explosives. None of the devices exploded. He has been held  since his arrest.
"I knew these actions were wrong. I'm extremely sorry," Sayoc said, as  by The Washington Post. He told U.S. District Judge Jed S. Rakoff that he did not intend for the devices to explode but was aware of the risk that they might.
https://www.npr.org/2019/03/21/705655672...mp-critics
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RE: A Florida Man
He's from Florida, which frequently explains a lot.
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#3
RE: A Florida Man
Right?  So, plugging my favorite twitter

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1...2788005888

Imma try and keep this thread updated, welcome anyone else's A Florida Man links.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: A Florida Man
Am I the only person who wants to see Florida Man made into a movie, like some guy in Florida gets tired of his life and decides to do all this crazy shit?
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#5
RE: A Florida Man
Rule 34.  What you're looking for is called "Bay News Nine"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#6
RE: A Florida Man
Florida, you say.

Never would have guessed.
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RE: A Florida Man
(March 22, 2019 at 11:12 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Am I the only person who wants to see Florida Man made into a movie, like some guy in Florida gets tired of his life and decides to do all this crazy shit?

Why not? We've already got Jason Mamoa as Miami Man in that dreadful Bad Batch movie.
We do not inherit the world from our parents. We borrow it from our children.
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RE: A Florida Man
Khal Drogo would have made an excellent Florida Man, irl.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#9
RE: A Florida Man
Way too hot to be Florida Man. Florida Man is never hot.
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#10
RE: A Florida Man
Florida Man is always hot....that's why his brain don't work good and stuff. Poor folks live in a crockpot. They wake up in a crockpot, they go about their business in a crockpot, then they sleep all night in a crockpot. Just ask Florida Man why he ever does anything..and if you wait long enough, you'll hear "IDK, it's fuckin hot".
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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