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Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
#11
RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
(January 31, 2011 at 6:30 pm)Rayaan Wrote: ? I'm more familiar with the idea that if you add an extra "o" in the middle, God becomes GOOD. Big Grin

So that means god is an O short of good? Or god needs an orgasm to be good?


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#12
RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
I'll take one of those, while we're doling them out. Hell, we'd probably solve half of the world's problems that way.
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#13
RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
The thing DOG is the Reverse of GOD is joked about in one of the silent hills the dog ending



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#14
RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
(January 31, 2011 at 6:30 pm)Rayaan Wrote:
(January 31, 2011 at 3:52 pm)Welsh cake Wrote: Anyway... who here is boring enough to know GOD spelled backwards is DOG? Big Grin

Maybe that's just a coincidence, right? I'm more familiar with the idea that if you add an extra "o" in the middle, God becomes GOOD. Big Grin

Yeah! And if you add a few letters to "God" and drop a couple of letters, you get FUCKING RETARDED!
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#15
RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
I want to strangle that woman. Angry

The poor dog didn't think there was anything 'special' about this particular book, or that some people worship it.

Dogs are smarter than some humans, in that way. They know it's just another book.
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RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
(February 1, 2011 at 11:16 am)OnlyNatural Wrote: I want to strangle that woman. Angry

The poor dog didn't think there was anything 'special' about this particular book, or that some people worship it.

Dogs are smarter than some humans, in that way. They know it's just another book.

They "know" its just another book the way retards and creationists "know" that evolution is just another theory. Big Grin
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#17
RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
I'm not sure that dogs actually know what a book is beyond how it tastes. I think they forget what it tastes like very quickly too.

Why she hung and burnt the dog is beyond me... this might have more to do with her sadism than her religion. When I need to put a dog down, i shoot it. Then I dig a hole somewhere, dump corpse in, and cover the hole back up. She didn't even remove the makeshift noose from around it's neck... seems like more of a sicko every moment to me.
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#18
RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
Sae, I'm a bit alarmed that you're talking as though killing dogs is a regular occurrence for you. I'd only do what that woman did if a dog chewed my complete collection of Gary Larson's 'Far Side' cartoons.
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RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
(January 31, 2011 at 7:01 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(January 31, 2011 at 6:30 pm)Rayaan Wrote: ? I'm more familiar with the idea that if you add an extra "o" in the middle, God becomes GOOD. Big Grin

So that means god is an O short of good? Or god needs an orgasm to be good?

Others have commented on how the god of the NT is a lot more laid back than the god of the OT. Someone took the poor guy's wife, Ashra, away from him and he got all pissy. Playing Zeus in the NT apparently helped.
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#20
RE: Woman hangs dog for chewing bible
Quote:Why she hung and burnt the dog is beyond me


Because she's a religious fucktard, Sae. Don't overlook the obvious!
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