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Farming? Thank you SOuthern States
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Farming? Thank you SOuthern States
So did you know that 85% of farming comes from Texas and the south? That basically you eat from the farms we grow out here and the animals we have that you eat? Did you know New Yorkers don't have any farms? So the next time some smart ass yankee makes fun of us so called "hicks", stick that in your pipe and smoke it. You eat b/c of our farms, California is only responsible for 3% of farming.
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At least yankees have better stuff to do than low effort shitposts all day. Seriously my dude, get a dog or something.
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Lol, but am I right about the farming?

Also I am masticating some gum
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(July 2, 2019 at 11:03 am)lizbizdiz Wrote: So did you know that 85% of farming comes from Texas and the south? That basically you eat from the farms we grow out here and the animals we have that you eat? Did you know New Yorkers don't have any farms? So the next time some smart ass yankee makes fun of us so called "hicks", stick that in your pipe and smoke it. You eat b/c of our farms, California is only responsible for 3% of farming.

What? Half of the upstate region in New York is rural farmland.

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Lol, I am ok but I'm just making valid points. Stick to the facts and don't play loose and fast with them like Trump.

And even if true, those NYers are hicks that are doing the farming, you dig? Don't mock hicks goddammit

Most farmers are hicks and you know it
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It’s a pretty simple equation from the POV of yield. The main limiting factors are the length of the growing season and the price of labor.

Thanking southern states ( or frankly, the global south) for impoverishing themselves is probably the wrong way to run with it.

Most farmers aren’t hicks at all. You’re thinking of the exploited labor. Most farmers ™ are illegal immigrants, lol.

The only way to turn a dime by “being a farmer”, the guys you’re thinking about, between 5 and 50 acres, is to move north. The people doing that successfully, in general, have college degrees....usually in tech or
marketing.

Alternatively, we’re working with land grants and bulk data gathering for the epa, nrcs, or community boards. Shit like that. You’re welcome anyway.
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(July 2, 2019 at 11:03 am)lizbizdiz Wrote: So did you know that 85% of farming comes from Texas and the south? That basically you eat from the farms we grow out here and the animals we have that you eat? Did you know New Yorkers don't have any farms? So the next time some smart ass yankee makes fun of us so called "hicks", stick that in your pipe and smoke it. You eat b/c of our farms, California is only responsible for 3% of farming.
I was born near Arkansas. Loads of hicks down here. I went to school in Indiana. Loads of hicks up there.
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RE: Farming? Thank you SOuthern States
(July 2, 2019 at 11:03 am)lizbizdiz Wrote: So did you know that 85% of farming comes from Texas and the south? That basically you eat from the farms we grow out here and the animals we have that you eat? Did you know New Yorkers don't have any farms? So the next time some smart ass yankee makes fun of us so called "hicks", stick that in your pipe and smoke it. You eat b/c of our farms, California is only responsible for 3% of farming.

Whaddup, troll?

New York does have farms.
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What really matters isn't how much land is under cultivation, but how much value is produced by that land.  An efficient 10 acre farm is going to produce more value than a poorly run 100 acre farm.

But what matters most is that there isn't a viable way to turn shit-and-run posters into compost.

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So are most of the laborers hicks? Didn't t hey used to be hicks? Shouldn't you be thanking them for all that they contribute?

Did anyone see The Straight Story?
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