|
Creationists! Eat Your Broccoli !
|
 RE: Creationists! Eat Your Broccoli !
October 1, 2019 at 4:00 am
(This post was last modified: October 1, 2019 at 4:02 am by ignoramus.)
How do we know that Noah didn't have all of them on his yacht in the first place?
Next you'll tell me that he wasn't real either! 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Not only did they all evolve recently, and largely by our love and care, cladogenesis of representative cultivars has been observed in the lab and in the field.
Broccoli is super cool. Eat your broccoli you savages.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (October 1, 2019 at 6:45 am)Gae Bolga Wrote: Not only did they all evolve recently, and largely by our love and care, cladogenesis of representative cultivars has been observed in the lab and in the field. The only thing better than broccoli is a second helping of broccoli. It is what all other vegetables aspire to be. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 RE: Creationists! Eat Your Broccoli !
October 1, 2019 at 1:01 pm
(This post was last modified: October 1, 2019 at 1:02 pm by Succubus.)
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your broccoli?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
Is it sinful to put Gravy on Broccoli?
(October 2, 2019 at 3:50 am)Cod Wrote: Is it sinful to put Gravy on Broccoli? Absolutely not. When I make Mongolian beef, the gravy ALWAYS finds its way onto the broccoli. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(October 2, 2019 at 5:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 2, 2019 at 3:50 am)Cod Wrote: Is it sinful to put Gravy on Broccoli? I know this is going off topic a bit.. But what are your views on Yorkshire puddings? Should they be crispy or should the gravy be allowed to interfere with them? (October 2, 2019 at 3:50 am)Cod Wrote: Is it sinful to put Gravy on Broccoli? For some of those Bond movies; it should be boiling tar.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
Gravy belongs on fries. Broccoli gets cream sauce.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(October 2, 2019 at 6:01 am)Cod Wrote:(October 2, 2019 at 5:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Absolutely not. When I make Mongolian beef, the gravy ALWAYS finds its way onto the broccoli. A Yorkshire pud without onion gravy is like a day without sunshine. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
|
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
| Possibly Related Threads... | |||||
| Thread | Author | Replies | Views | Last Post | |
| is it healthier to eat no meat? | Quill01 | 129 | 8575 |
June 18, 2023 at 2:31 pm Last Post: no one |
|
|
Rebuttal To Creationists - "Since We Can't Directly Observe Evolution, It Never Happe | QuackeryDetection | 11 | 1317 |
May 14, 2022 at 9:19 pm Last Post: Anomalocaris |
| So my cat wants to eat me? Whaaaa? | Brian37 | 29 | 2053 |
January 22, 2019 at 7:17 pm Last Post: Phoque |
|
| Richard Dawkins claims we should eat lab-grown human meat | Alexmahone | 83 | 10337 |
March 18, 2018 at 6:47 pm Last Post: vorlon13 |
|
| The "Complexity of the Eye", for stupid creationists. | Gawdzilla Sama | 10 | 1840 |
December 8, 2017 at 3:41 am Last Post: Edwardo Piet |
|
| How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: | OfficerVajardian | 16 | 4242 |
August 16, 2014 at 2:25 am Last Post: Zidneya |
|
| Question for Creationists/Design proponents. | Rev. Rye | 5 | 3055 |
April 25, 2013 at 7:41 am Last Post: Zen Badger |
|
