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[Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.

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[Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
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RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 16, 2019 at 6:28 pm
(October 16, 2019 at 6:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: FFS - death is not an option in any of these?

I let you chose between crucifixion and burning alive at the stake a few posts back,  both of which are acceptably reliable in producing death.
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RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 16, 2019 at 6:30 pm
(October 16, 2019 at 6:28 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(October 16, 2019 at 6:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: FFS - death is not an option in any of these?

I let you chose between crucifixion and burning alive at the stake a few posts back,  both of which are acceptably reliable in producing death.

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#23
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 16, 2019 at 6:46 pm
(October 16, 2019 at 6:15 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: The devil

iambic pentameter or dactylic pentameter?

Iambic.

Attending an Adam Sandler film festival or pounding your genitals repeatedly with a meat mallet?

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#24
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 16, 2019 at 6:49 pm
I’ll take the mallet.

Eastern or western Christianity.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#25
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 16, 2019 at 8:35 pm
extinct Christianity

Great Andamanese or Ongan language?
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RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 5:08 am
Whichever one's got the better rhyming slang.

Fry or Laurie?

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October 17, 2019 at 5:37 am
Fry, he's clevererer

Vote for Trump or convert to Islam?
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October 17, 2019 at 6:04 am
Convert to Islam, because you can always de-convert.

Shout 'Fuck the Queen!' in Antrim or shout 'Fuck the Pope! in Strabane?

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October 17, 2019 at 6:21 am
Shout both and claim Tourette's.

Pork pie or Haggis?
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RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 6:41 am
Haggis.

Give up your favourite beverage for life or give up your favourite food for life?

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