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[Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
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#41
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 5:21 pm
In the dark, I look better.

Wombat or Charlton Heston?
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#42
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 5:34 pm (This post was last modified: October 17, 2019 at 5:34 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
I'll take the wombat, I don't like hur.

Dynamite enema or your own cooking?
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#43
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 5:44 pm
They amount to the same thing

Wear jock strap made of razor wire or attend Pentecostal Sunday service?
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#44
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 6:10 pm
Attend the services. The church would burst into flame and the great dragon would arise from the Earth. And he owes me $5.

Thunder and lightning or Blunder and frightening?
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#45
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 6:55 pm
(October 17, 2019 at 6:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Attend the services. The church would burst into flame and the great dragon would arise from the Earth. And he owes me $5.

Thunder and lightning or Blunder and frightening?

Blunder and Frightening.   Aim to make a difference!

Stop Beccs now, or pray she will vivisect you last?
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#46
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 7:12 pm
Whatever Beccs wants. :flutterseyes:

Vatican sleep over or sleep over a campfire?
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#47
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 7:17 pm
Vatican.  I can deal with a horny priest easier than seared flesh.

Nice relaxing day at the beach or sticking your face in a fan?

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#48
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October 17, 2019 at 7:22 pm
I've visited Omaha Beach. I'll take the fan.

A copper's hand on your shoulder or a fancy boy's hand on your butt?
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#49
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 7:23 pm
Fancy boy.  Cops don't respond well to rejection.

Talk to a Mormon or read the Book of Mormon?

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#50
RE: [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection.
October 17, 2019 at 7:37 pm
Both Mormon lead to Moron. But I can burn the Book.

A thousand foot fall into eight hundred pounds of marshmallows or a ten foot fall into eight hundred gallons of Vegemite?
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