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What will you say to God when you stand before him?
#1
What will you say to God when you stand before him?
This is a question that has been asked of me by various Christians over the years, most frequently when they finally can’t answer or counter arguments that are presented to them (this seems to be an alternative to the usual “I’ll pray for you!” or “who are you to question god?”).


My usual answer to this weak question is “You’re under arrest for crimes against humanity.”

What would YOU say to god if you were to stand before it?
Dying to live, living to die.
#2
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Bend over, this is going to hurt. A lot.
#3
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Come out come out where ever you are.

This isn't funny any more.

That's it, I'm not waiting. 

Piss Off!!!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




#4
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
I don’t talk to thin air.
#5
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
So you created an entire universe just so you could watch people masturbate?


Porn - you lame fuck. Understand porn?



"Supreme being" my ass....
#6
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Why did you make me as I am? For that matter, why did you make me at all? I didn't ask for this shit. Additionally, you are supposed to be omniscient. So much for that free-will horseshit. You knew what I would do with that free will before you even created me so everything I ever did is on you.

Fuck You.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
#7
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
What kind of god are you? And just...why? Why anything?

I hope this god would be a genuine kinda guy and not immediately toss me into a fiery pit—I would love to while away the eons asking them questions.
Formerly Loom from TTA (rip)

~Ignorance is not to be ignored.~
#8
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Hey big fella, This is hell, right?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
#9
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Wow. You're real! This is amazing.

May I be one of your many emissary deities? Pretty please? 
My track record speaks for itself.

Think about it.
#10
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
'Oops'?



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