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My regular cab driver, told me today she once found two vibrators in the trunk of one of the cabs. She told the owner and he said, "Those are not mine throw them out". Instead she and another driver decided to prank another driver and the owner, by wrapping up the vibrators, and on top of that, puting white lotion in unused condoms and placing them in the back seats of the cabs at shift change. Since they parked face in, it forces the new driver to look backwards to back out of the parking space forcing the new driver to see the condom strategically placed.
Gosh, that’s clever.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 29, 2020 at 12:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: My regular cab driver, told me today she once found two vibrators in the trunk of one of the cabs. She told the owner and he said, "Those are not mine throw them out". Instead she and another driver decided to prank another driver and the owner, by wrapping up the vibrators, and on top of that, puting white lotion in unused condoms and placing them in the back seats of the cabs at shift change. Since they parked face in, it forces the new driver to look backwards to back out of the parking space forcing the new driver to see the condom strategically placed. You do understand professionalism? When you are working, there is no place for pranks. Ah subjective morals... (February 29, 2020 at 4:01 pm)LastPoet Wrote:(February 29, 2020 at 12:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: My regular cab driver, told me today she once found two vibrators in the trunk of one of the cabs. She told the owner and he said, "Those are not mine throw them out". Instead she and another driver decided to prank another driver and the owner, by wrapping up the vibrators, and on top of that, puting white lotion in unused condoms and placing them in the back seats of the cabs at shift change. Since they parked face in, it forces the new driver to look backwards to back out of the parking space forcing the new driver to see the condom strategically placed. Well, be fair. That’s the kind of workplace decorum that’s made America the envy of the world. You know, all those other countries that don’t put dildos and loaded condoms in the back of taxis. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 29, 2020 at 4:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(February 29, 2020 at 4:01 pm)LastPoet Wrote: You do understand professionalism? When you are working, there is no place for pranks. Ah subjective morals... I spent years working as a bartender and even with the drunks didn't deal with such idiocy. Not that I haven't dealt with people with minimal social skills but I can't think of one coworker, ever, who would behave like that. I do have a question though...when I back my car out of a parking spot I don't look to my backseat. My car has rear and sideview mirrors as well as a backup camera. Why would you turn around and gaze at the backseat when navigating your way out of a parking space? (February 29, 2020 at 4:47 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(February 29, 2020 at 4:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Well, be fair. That’s the kind of workplace decorum that’s made America the envy of the world. You know, all those other countries that don’t put dildos and loaded condoms in the back of taxis. To check for vibrators and condoms. Duh. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 29, 2020 at 4:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(February 29, 2020 at 4:47 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I spent years working as a bartender and even with the drunks didn't deal with such idiocy. Of course. It's so obvious.
Goddamnit...I had to go out and clean the interior of my car and the windows as an excuse to make sure there were no sex toys in the back seat.
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