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Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 13, 2020 at 2:24 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 2:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 13, 2020 at 2:20 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Wait for it...Bri is gonna bitch 'cause Cuban said through the end of March.  Let's not take into consideration he can extend that if it's necessary.

And I’m sure that Brian will miss the point that Cuban didn’t have to do anything at all for the hourly employees. He could have simply said, ‘Sucks to be you, now go home.’

Boru

But, but...it's all his fault...Cuban is a corporate rich guy.  That makes any and everything he does bad.
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March 13, 2020 at 2:37 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 2:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 13, 2020 at 2:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: And I’m sure that Brian will miss the point that Cuban didn’t have to do anything at all for the hourly employees. He could have simply said, ‘Sucks to be you, now go home.’

Boru

But, but...it's all his fault...Cuban is a corporate rich guy.  That makes any and everything he does bad.

Just read his bio online. Brian might have a point. Did you know that Cuban support the presidential campaigns of Hillary AND Obama?

As if that weren’t bad enough, his foundation has a division called ‘The Fallen Patriot Fund’, whose sole purpose is to aid the families of killed or wounded American soldiers.

What a cunt.

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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 13, 2020 at 2:43 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 2:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 13, 2020 at 2:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: But, but...it's all his fault...Cuban is a corporate rich guy.  That makes any and everything he does bad.

Just read his bio online. Brian might have a point. Did you know that Cuban support the presidential campaigns of Hillary AND Obama?

As if that weren’t bad enough, his foundation has a division called ‘The Fallen Patriot Fund’, whose sole purpose is to aid the families of killed or wounded American soldiers.

What a cunt.

Boru

Though I don't follow basketball, I am quite familiar with Mark Cuban.  Living in the Dallas area we hear a lot about him around here...he is quite the celebrity and seems to be well-respected.  But maybe that's just because this is an area full of rich corporate guys and they promote their own.  Gawd knows it can't be because he's a good guy.
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#34
RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 13, 2020 at 2:55 pm
Ah, social distancing.  Finally, acceptance.
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March 13, 2020 at 4:47 pm (This post was last modified: March 13, 2020 at 4:48 pm by brewer.)
My libido, along with the associated organs died, but that was more of a unademic. Barely anyone else was effected.
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#36
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March 13, 2020 at 7:53 pm
I died because of the Hookdemic

At least the Lost Boys are happy...
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#37
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March 14, 2020 at 2:23 am
I was resurrected, only to perish again.
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March 14, 2020 at 3:13 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2020 at 3:13 am by ignoramus.)
I literally (not literally) died 5 minutes ago when that walking fucking orange baboon just told Americans to hold on for the next 2 weeks to get over the worst of it.

Does he not listen to anyone? At all? Fuck me! Now I'm just feeling sorry for you guys up there.... How hasn't he been violated with a pineapple yet by somebody Dunno
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#39
RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 14, 2020 at 3:40 am
I'm still dead from the last one.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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March 14, 2020 at 3:58 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2020 at 3:59 am by ignoramus.)
I'm actually glad Obama was elected.

Since America is going woke mad, I'd love the next president to be a disabled female lesbian albino vegan dwarf...
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