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which version of virginity is correct?

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which version of virginity is correct?
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 1:05 pm
(March 14, 2020 at 9:01 am)brewer Wrote: The one where the hymen is still intact.

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Dr. in India advertises re-virginization with an Anglo model.  Perfect.
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 1:08 pm
I once tried to convince a girl that if she slept with me she’d still be a virgin, because I’d had a vasectomy.

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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 1:15 pm
(March 14, 2020 at 1:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once tried to convince a girl that if she slept with me she’d still be a virgin, because I’d had a vasectomy.

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You were attracted to her for her intelligence, weren't you?
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 2:01 pm
(March 14, 2020 at 1:15 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 14, 2020 at 1:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once tried to convince a girl that if she slept with me she’d still be a virgin, because I’d had a vasectomy.

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You were attracted to her for her intelligence, weren't you?

Yes. Her intelligences filled out that jumper quite nicely.

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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 4:20 pm
I am swored to never take the virginity of a woman ever again. Fooled me once...
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 5:20 pm
Still my fav regarding virginity: "If Mary was a virgin when she conceived then the first penis in her vagina was that of her son."
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 5:34 pm (This post was last modified: March 14, 2020 at 5:35 pm by ignoramus.)
Mary was from Arkansas but with teeth intact Dunno
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 5:36 pm
I don't think we're related.
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#19
RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 15, 2020 at 5:09 am
There is a loophole:



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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 15, 2020 at 5:24 am
There would have to a fistula between the sex organs and the digestive tract, and some incredibly good timing.
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