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which version of virginity is correct?

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which version of virginity is correct?
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 15, 2020 at 8:17 am (This post was last modified: March 15, 2020 at 8:18 am by Fake Messiah.)
The correct version of virginity is when you claim you are a virgin although you are married and have biological kids. I mean why do you think Mary married a dumb carpenter?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 15, 2020 at 8:20 am
The Jewish version.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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