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Who believes Kim Jong Un is dead?
April 21, 2020 at 8:24 pm
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Hasn't been seen in 10 days. Main speculation is his heart surgery didn't go as planned. (Beccs, where were you 10 days ago exactly? lol)
Others believe he's a vegetable and his next in command don't know how to proceed.
Should we mourn? Or go straight to the jokes?
Will there be a revolution there or is the population too far gone with the kool-aid?
Does it even matter on an international level?
Are you struggling to give 2 fucks also either way
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RE: Who believes Kim Jong Un is dead?
April 21, 2020 at 8:50 pm
From what I've read out of North Korea, I'm convinced that they're really too far gone. When Kim Jong-Il died in 2011, Nicholas Kristof recalled his own experiences in the country, and concluded that the outpourings of grief in the nation were genuine. Why? Not because there was some genuine good, but because the Kim dynasty has succeeded in turning North Korea into this IRL:
They've been very successful in clamping down on different viewpoints, and, rather disturbingly, the homes in many towns and cities (at least, the ones with electricity grids) have these loudspeakers that pump in state propaganda. If you don't like listening to it, well, you can turn the volume down and that's it. You can't change the channel, and forget about turning it off. I suspect that keeping so much of its people at below subsistence levels might have helped in this regard.
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RE: Who believes Kim Jong Un is dead?
April 21, 2020 at 8:53 pm
There has to be a heart there for a heart surgery to be successful.
It's not a matter of just putting one in, as it is with the cowardly lion.
Keeping to the metaphor, I wonder how the brainless one in the White House is reacting to the loss of his friend?
Saying that, I think I'll believe South Korean media who say he's still alive.
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RE: Who believes Kim Jong Un is dead?
April 21, 2020 at 8:59 pm
Dammit.
Now I want an AA gun!
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RE: Who believes Kim Jong Un is dead?
April 21, 2020 at 9:04 pm
Despite the orange turd shitting on his own intel, they do have a very certain indication something is very wrong right now. They are not saying he is dead, and sure, he may pull through it. But I really wanted to throat punch the orange turd when he called Un his friend.
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RE: Who believes Kim Jong Un is dead?
April 21, 2020 at 10:11 pm
North Korea is in for some rough times, regardless of what happens to their current head of state. They're much more dependant on other nations than they'd ever admit and now that aid is going to be tied up in a coronavirus limbo.
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RE: Who believes Kim Jong Un is dead?
April 21, 2020 at 10:14 pm
I guess they will be looking for a funny looking psychotic guy with a bad haircut...
We have one - but he's already got the job here.....
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RE: Who believes Kim Jong Un is dead?
April 21, 2020 at 10:32 pm
(April 21, 2020 at 10:14 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I guess they will be looking for a funny looking psychotic guy with a bad haircut...
We have one - but he's already got the job here.....
I'm sure they'll accept a transfer...
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RE: Who believes Kim Jong Un is dead?
April 21, 2020 at 11:13 pm
(April 21, 2020 at 10:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 21, 2020 at 10:14 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I guess they will be looking for a funny looking psychotic guy with a bad haircut...
We have one - but he's already got the job here.....
I'm sure they'll accept a transfer...
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