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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?

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Fuck yeah motherfuckers!
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I'm a pruned prude.
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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
February 18, 2011 at 5:09 pm
I was watching UHF and decided that reverendjeremiah here has turned this place into TownTalk with George Newman.

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February 18, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Only if said furniture is unwilling!
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February 18, 2011 at 6:27 pm
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
February 18, 2011 at 8:45 pm
I just fingered my sofa...
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
February 18, 2011 at 10:19 pm
I sat on my chair... hard.
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February 18, 2011 at 10:22 pm
What do you define as furniture?
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
February 22, 2011 at 5:18 am
I could pull an Existentialist and prattle on about how language has no concrete meaning or...

Wikipedia Wrote:Furniture is the mass noun for the movable objects intended to support various human activities such as seating and sleeping in beds, to hold objects at a convenient height for work using horizontal surfaces above the ground, or to store things. Storage furniture such as a nightstand often makes use of doors, drawers, shelves and locks to contain, organize or secure smaller objects such as clothes, tools, books, and household goods.
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February 22, 2011 at 9:54 am
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I'm totally against it, you can't produce babies with furniture so sex with furniture is wrong.
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
February 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm
I'm all for sex with furniture. Its a hell of a lot more enjoyable than sex with a concrete floor.
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February 22, 2011 at 4:00 pm
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