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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 7:39 pm
Current husband - "If I pay for your divorce will you marry me?"

And the rest, as they say, is history.
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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 7:41 pm (This post was last modified: May 6, 2020 at 7:42 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(May 6, 2020 at 7:39 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Current husband - "If I pay for your divorce will you marry me?"

And the rest, as they say, is history.

That's actually kinda sweet.

I'm going to try that with Hugh Jackman.

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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 8:08 pm (This post was last modified: May 6, 2020 at 8:09 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(May 6, 2020 at 7:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 6:44 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Wasn't that a Stephen King novel?

No, a Bob Newhart joke.

Boru

Just another kind of Misery then.
(May 6, 2020 at 7:39 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Current husband - "If I pay for your divorce will you marry me?"

And the rest, as they say, is history.
Sounds a little Catherine Zeta-Jones-ish...
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#34
RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 8:41 pm
(May 6, 2020 at 7:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 7:39 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Current husband - "If I pay for your divorce will you marry me?"

And the rest, as they say, is history.

That's actually kinda sweet.

I'm going to try that with Hugh Jackman.

*cancels the rental donkeys*

Boru
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RE: Weird Proposals
May 6, 2020 at 9:16 pm
(May 6, 2020 at 8:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 7:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: That's actually kinda sweet.

I'm going to try that with Hugh Jackman.

*cancels the rental donkeys*

Boru

You're after Hugh Jackman, too?

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RE: Weird Proposals
May 7, 2020 at 4:31 am
(May 6, 2020 at 9:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 8:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *cancels the rental donkeys*

Boru

You're after Hugh Jackman, too?

No, I'm just deeply hurt and a little puzzled that you seem to prefer him over me.  What's he got that I haven't got, aside from fame, money, talent, good looks, a magnificent physique...

...holy crap.  Maybe I am after him.

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