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Do not dumb here. Not a dumb area.
June 5, 2020 at 1:34 pm
This story is about no one in particular.
One day, several years ago, I was leaving my place of employment. Changing back into my civies. Do my make sure I got it dance.
Wallet, check.
Keys, check.
Shades, check.
Phone, phone, where's my phone?
Now I rummage through my backpack, not in there.
On top of my locker? Nope.
In my locker? Nope.
Maybe if I check my pockets again. Nope, still not there.
In my backpack,? Nope.
My locker? Nope.
Oh, it must be in my pocket, nope.
Half way through the thrid take, I realize that I am only searching with one hand.
Why, you might ask.
Because I am dumb, I've been talking on the phone the whole time.
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June 5, 2020 at 3:24 pm
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt 
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
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June 5, 2020 at 3:26 pm
(June 5, 2020 at 3:24 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Been there, done that, got the t-shirt
...can't find the coffee cup.
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June 5, 2020 at 5:17 pm
(June 5, 2020 at 3:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (June 5, 2020 at 3:24 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Been there, done that, got the t-shirt
...can't find the coffee cup.
It's in your hand!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
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June 5, 2020 at 5:18 pm
(June 5, 2020 at 5:17 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (June 5, 2020 at 3:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...can't find the coffee cup.
It's in your hand! No, no, no, that's the remote.
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June 5, 2020 at 5:36 pm
Frantically searched my car and purse for my cell phone before the days of Bluetooth connectivity in cars. Looked in, on, under, around everything at least three times before I realized that I was holding the phone to my ear having a conversation.
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June 5, 2020 at 5:37 pm
The other day I was shopping and the phone rang in my pocket and I very nearly answered a block of chocolate I was holding in my hand.
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June 5, 2020 at 5:40 pm
1+1 = applesauce *runs into wall*
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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June 5, 2020 at 5:59 pm
I decide to call my cell when I couldn't find it. It took me a minute to understand why my cell phone's number wasn't in my cell phone's call records.
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June 5, 2020 at 6:03 pm
(This post was last modified: June 5, 2020 at 6:19 pm by chimp3.)
22 years ago was trying to finish a very rigorous semester in Nursing School. Working full time supporting spouse and kids, paying mortgage. Burning the candle at both ends and in the middle. One early morning I was getting coffee at the convenience market. Nasty brew that required 6 of those plastic 1/2 and 1/2 cups. So...creamer 1,2,3,4,5....and I realize I have poured the creamer in the trash and put the 5 plastic cups in my coffee. I was dressed to instill trust in the health care profession. Spotless white scrubs and lab coat, Stethoscope around my neck. The construction worker next to me shakes his head and says "Dude?!".
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