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How WON’T You Die?

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How WON’T You Die?
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 4:15 pm
(June 16, 2020 at 7:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 16, 2020 at 7:11 am)Little lunch Wrote: Ok then, you're already old.
Felt funnier, to me, when I wasn't sayin' it out loud though. :-)

You're only as old as the person you feel.

Not true.


At the age of 24 I got picked up by a 65 year old woman......

I saw her naked in sunlight - and she did not look a day over 40. The better side of 40. Totally amazing.

And holy shit - did she know what she was doing!
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 4:35 pm
(June 16, 2020 at 7:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 16, 2020 at 7:11 am)Little lunch Wrote: Ok then, you're already old.
Felt funnier, to me, when I wasn't sayin' it out loud though. :-)

You're only as old as the person you feel.

Yeah, I'd love to be your age for the night. ;-)




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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 17, 2020 at 4:02 pm
(June 16, 2020 at 4:15 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 16, 2020 at 7:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: You're only as old as the person you feel.

Not true.


At the age of 24 I got picked up by a 65 year old woman......

I saw her naked in sunlight - and she did not look a day over 40. The better side of 40. Totally amazing.

And holy shit - did she know what she was doing!

I've always wondered if my last girlfriend, who was 19 years my junior, told her friends similar anecdotes about me.  Thinking
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 17, 2020 at 5:04 pm
(June 17, 2020 at 4:02 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote:
(June 16, 2020 at 4:15 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Not true.


At the age of 24 I got picked up by a 65 year old woman......

I saw her naked in sunlight - and she did not look a day over 40. The better side of 40. Totally amazing.

And holy shit - did she know what she was doing!

I've always wondered if my last girlfriend, who was 19 years my junior, told her friends similar anecdotes about me.  Thinking

i dunno.  I forgot to mention - I did go back for seconds the next day...

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