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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 5:16 am
(June 13, 2020 at 7:08 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (June 13, 2020 at 5:56 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: At my age, I can say ditto to that one.
Unless you DO have sex with a woman. Then it's not unlikely....
Hey yer not dead yet... You could win the lottery and then they'll be TRYING to kill you that way...
That’s a myth, I think. I bought my first and only lottery ticket when I was 24. It won me £20 (I quit while I was ahead) and no one tried to fuck me to death over it.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 6:33 am
As a suicide bomber.
Also having sex with a woman.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 6:51 am
(June 14, 2020 at 6:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: As a suicide bomber.
Also having sex with a woman.
And then, his depression set in.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 7:05 am
Well, I'll certainly never be killed hang gliding or riding a surf board.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 7:33 am
I'll never die from being patient.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 1:31 pm
I might die of a broken neck...but not because of tap dancing.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 14, 2020 at 9:56 pm
Today, tomorrow, eating tomatoes or ice fishing.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 9:15 am
I am unlikely to die of
a meteor strike
a supernova
radiation poisoning from my at-home nuclear reactor
being shot from a cannon
eaten by a tiger
auto-erotic asphyxia
too much sex