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How WON’T You Die?
#31
RE: How WON’T You Die?
(June 13, 2020 at 7:08 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 13, 2020 at 5:56 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: At my age, I can say ditto to that one.  Blush

Unless you DO have sex with a woman. Then it's not unlikely....

Hey yer not dead yet... You could win the lottery and then they'll be TRYING to kill you that way...

Big Grin

That’s a myth, I think. I bought my first and only lottery ticket when I was 24. It won me £20 (I quit while I was ahead) and no one tried to fuck me to death over it.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#32
RE: How WON’T You Die?
As a suicide bomber.

Also having sex with a woman.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#33
RE: How WON’T You Die?
(June 14, 2020 at 6:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: As a suicide bomber.

Also having sex with a woman.

And then, his depression set in.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#34
RE: How WON’T You Die?
Well, I'll certainly never be killed hang gliding or riding a surf board.  Great
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#35
RE: How WON’T You Die?
I'll never die from being patient.
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#36
RE: How WON’T You Die?
(June 14, 2020 at 5:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 13, 2020 at 7:08 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Unless you DO have sex with a woman. Then it's not unlikely....

Hey yer not dead yet... You could win the lottery and then they'll be TRYING to kill you that way...

Big Grin

That’s a myth, I think. I bought my first and only lottery ticket when I was 24. It won me £20 (I quit while I was ahead) and no one tried to fuck me to death over it.

Boru

I got a check for $25k at one point and deposited it my credit union account. Because of legal wrangling with an insurance company - I began taking the money out in cash and locking it up in my gun safe. By the end of the month the money was "gone". (And safe in my safe).

I got a call from a lady I knew as a friend. She wanted to start dating... "How come you and me never got romantic".....(I happened to be single at the time)

...

Long story short - she had a friend who worked at the credit union.

By the time I cleaned out the account - she quit returning my calls......

I still kinda chuckle over that one...
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#37
RE: How WON’T You Die?
I might die of a broken neck...but not because of tap dancing.




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#38
RE: How WON’T You Die?
Today, tomorrow, eating tomatoes or ice fishing.
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#39
RE: How WON’T You Die?
I am unlikely to die of

a meteor strike

a supernova

radiation poisoning from my at-home nuclear reactor

being shot from a cannon

eaten by a tiger

auto-erotic asphyxia

too much sex
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#40
RE: How WON’T You Die?
Too much exercise. Cool
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