You can scream and yell all you want, you still won't get your way.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
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You can scream and yell all you want, you still won't get your way.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
No means no
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
Those are 9mm. You want the .45s for mosquitoes.
(July 1, 2020 at 7:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Those are 9mm. You want the .45s for mosquitoes. Cousins again? Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Don't throw up there!!!!!!!!!
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
"I know it's mean but you're not going to be re-elected, mr president."
Dying to live, living to die.
You're going to time out! (Drunk Tank or Corner)
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Dying to live, living to die.
Don't make me punch your lights out!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Sit down before you fall down!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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