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I knew there was a reason why I'm a sucker for cats
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 I knew there was a reason why I'm a sucker for cats
July 3, 2020 at 12:13 am
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2020 at 12:14 am by ignoramus.)
My brain is infested with toxoplasmosis! (A disease which basically forces you to love cats! lol) Crazy cat lady syndrome is also when the concentration reaches saturation levels. Beccs. I'm looking at you! Please detox immediately! 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
My sister has, I think, five cats. There were six and one died earlier this year at the ripe old age of 17. I can't recall if another one moved in after that or not.
She is currently trying to tame at least three stray/feral cats that come to her house regularly for meals. Supposedly a neighbor's daughter has already said that if Sis can tame a certain one, she will take the cat as her own. My bet is Sis adds to her cat collection as she has already named two of the visitors. Sis recruited her man into building a heated house for the cats who remain outside during the taming process when the midwestern winter moves in...so they can stay warm and their water won't freeze. She took allergy shots for years because she is allergic to cats. That's a crazy cat lady! ![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png)
She's a saint in my books
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
I have 10 - 9 of them rescues. Five of them are kittens (about 8 months) and they are just hell on wheels. They're a lot of fun but I would be dead if I was a hemophiliac. Everyday, I prepare myself for the blood-letting.
One thing cats have taught me is how ridiculous the notion is that the question, "Why am I here?" is profound in any way. My cats know exactly why I'm here - to serve them. Very simple.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 
I used to look after up to 30 cats, Mrs Zebo ran a boarding cattery (not sure if they exist in the US, it's a sort of cat hotel, we look after the beasties while the owners are away)
It paid the bills quite well until the animal wealfare regulations made it impossible. (rules written by someone who had never seen a cat!)
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! 
At what point in cat collecting does one achieve the rank of Pussy Galore?
Grey Cat and Orange Cat had covid kittens. Now we're stuck with em. Olivia, Nameless, Billy Lee, Tom Kench, Huginn, Muninn, and Luck.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(July 3, 2020 at 4:14 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I used to look after up to 30 cats, Mrs Zebo ran a boarding cattery (not sure if they exist in the US, it's a sort of cat hotel, we look after the beasties while the owners are away) I know of a few catteries in Melbourne. My last Oriental stayed in one for 3 weeks. A very sour puss by the time we picked him up. The place was nice, he was just just spoilt rotten. But I do agree, they are disappearing slowly as they are being regulated to death.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
It would not surprise me to learn that cats invented toxoplasmosis in the first place.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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