"Come into the foyer. Bring me with you!".
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Christian author has recording of satan's voice
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"Come into the foyer. Bring me with you!".
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(July 29, 2020 at 11:30 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Funny. I always imagined that Satan would sound more like Gilbert Gottfried. We already know what Satan sounds like. Don't you ever watch South Park?
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
But we already have recordings of Trump and all his demons
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I miss the old days. Can you even play a youtube video backwards?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
RE: Christian author has recording of satan's voice
July 30, 2020 at 5:12 am
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This recording actually authentic. However, Luci is saying, "There are no little boys here." That's why the christards consider hell, to be hell.
If you're a Christian or a Muslim then there's no reason to doubt that recording.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
So this guy thinks that he has recordings of demons trying to tempt people into damnation. Which he then shared with the entire internet in the name of making a quick buck.
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