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Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 12:09 pm
(November 24, 2020 at 6:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd like to see a James Bond film (it would have to be the very last one) in which the villain of the piece, instead of explaining his nefarious plans to Bond and then leaving the room with Bond secured to The Contraption Of Death, simply shoots 007 between the eyes.

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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 12:25 pm
(November 24, 2020 at 8:58 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(November 24, 2020 at 6:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd like to see a James Bond film (it would have to be the very last one) in which the villain of the piece, instead of explaining his nefarious plans to Bond and then leaving the room with Bond secured to The Contraption Of Death, simply shoots 007 between the eyes.

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I can improve that a bit by suggesting the villiain takes two shots.

The first to the groin, the second to the head.

That way for a second or two we can have the satisfaction of seeing that smug look wiped off Bond's face......

I’ll pass on that. I’ve already watched Bond get his balls repeatedly thwacked with a rope’s end. That’s enough HMSS testicular torture to last me a lifetime.

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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 1:22 pm
Once again, Nick Frost playing Harvey Mudd.
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 1:28 pm
(November 24, 2020 at 1:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Once again, Nick Frost playing Harvey Mudd.

Harvey?
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 1:32 pm
(November 24, 2020 at 1:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Once again, Nick Frost playing Harvey Mudd.

Not tall enough. I can see him as Cyrano Jones, though.

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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 1:33 pm
A movie that's not a re-boot, re-make, or continuation of an existing franchise that works from an original script.
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 2:13 pm
(November 24, 2020 at 1:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(November 24, 2020 at 1:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Once again, Nick Frost playing Harvey Mudd.

Harvey?
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 3:15 pm
(November 24, 2020 at 1:33 pm)Sandman Slim Wrote: A movie that's not a re-boot, re-make, or continuation of an existing franchise that works from an original script.

Agreed.  I would love to see something original for a change.
  
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 3:33 pm
(November 24, 2020 at 1:33 pm)Sandman Slim Wrote: A movie that's not a re-boot, re-make, or continuation of an existing franchise that works from an original script.

‘Knives Out’ fit the bill. Cracking good piece of work.

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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 4:13 pm
(November 22, 2020 at 2:08 pm)brewer Wrote: When it's a show involving something medical they can actually pronounce all of the medical words correctly.

One where a person codes and they don't give up and announce time of death after a minute or two.
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