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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 24, 2020 at 7:01 pm
"Time of death?"
"About the time his head hit the floor."
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 25, 2020 at 1:55 am
A shotgun shooting where the victim doesn't fly backwards like they were hit by a howitzer, while the shooter just stands there.
Don't any producers hire a freakin' science advisor any more?
IT'S BASIC PHYSICS, PEOPLE!
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 25, 2020 at 8:48 am
They have flash-bang-wow! advisors. Personally I don't want to see a perfectly accurate war movie, it would be as boring as fuck 99% of the time. One of my guys was flipping furiously through a paperback one time and I had to ask.
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 25, 2020 at 11:38 am
Ugly people.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
November 25, 2020 at 11:56 am
(November 25, 2020 at 11:38 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Ugly people.
I refer you to Steve Buscemi’s body of work.
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