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Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
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RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 9:08 am
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November 25, 2020 at 9:49 am
(November 25, 2020 at 9:03 am)Eleven Wrote:


Poor Benny Anderson.
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RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 12:06 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 9:03 am)Eleven Wrote:


If they were dead, could we call them ‘ABBAcadavers’?

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RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 12:07 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 12:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 25, 2020 at 9:03 am)Eleven Wrote:


If they were dead, could we call them ‘ABBAcadavers’?

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HA HA HA, they are getting up there.
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RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 12:11 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 12:07 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 25, 2020 at 12:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If they were dead, could we call them ‘ABBAcadavers’?

Boru

HA HA HA, they are getting up there.

Fuck you.

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RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 12:24 pm
Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.

I was wayyyyyy ahead of the rush on that.
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RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 12:35 pm
What the fuck is wrong with on-point?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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November 25, 2020 at 1:20 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2020 at 1:28 pm by Brian37.)
(November 25, 2020 at 12:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.

I was wayyyyyy ahead of the rush on that.

Pre microwave background radiation ahead?
(November 25, 2020 at 12:35 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: What the fuck is wrong with on-point?

It is food. I want the passenger jet to land properly, I don't give a shit if the food they feed me on the flight sucks.

I want my jet to be "On point".  I am not going to bitch about airline food.
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November 25, 2020 at 1:30 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: It is food. I want the passenger jet to land properly, I don't give a shit if the food they feed me on the flight sucks.

I want my jet to be "On point".  I am not going to bitch about airline food.

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If my in flight dinner isn't on point, they'd better lock those cockpit doors.
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RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 1:33 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:30 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote:
(November 25, 2020 at 1:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: It is food. I want the passenger jet to land properly, I don't give a shit if the food they feed me on the flight sucks.

I want my jet to be "On point".  I am not going to bitch about airline food.

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If my in flight dinner isn't on point, they'd better lock those cockpit doors.

35k to 40k up, my last thought is about the meal. My first thought is WHY THE FUCK IS THIS TIN CAN BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A PING PONG BALL IN A JAR!
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