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RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 1:34 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 12:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
I was wayyyyyy ahead of the rush on that.
Pre microwave background radiation ahead?
(November 25, 2020 at 12:35 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: What the fuck is wrong with on-point?
It is food. I want the passenger jet to land properly, I don't give a shit if the food they feed me on the flight sucks.
I want my jet to be "On point". I am not going to bitch about airline food. Are you drunk already?
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November 25, 2020 at 1:36 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:34 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 1:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Pre microwave background radiation ahead?
It is food. I want the passenger jet to land properly, I don't give a shit if the food they feed me on the flight sucks.
I want my jet to be "On point". I am not going to bitch about airline food. Are you drunk already?
Napsalutley, posatively, never, only on days that end in the litter "Y".
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November 25, 2020 at 1:41 pm
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(November 25, 2020 at 1:33 pm)Brian37 Wrote: 35k to 40k up, my last thought is about the meal. My first thought is WHY THE FUCK IS THIS TIN CAN BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A PING PONG BALL IN A JAR!
Psh, who cares about that shit? That's what missiles with wings do... bounce around. If they try to feed me ham slice instead of hot wings..I'll stage an in-flight coup. That's the risk they take on while hoping to make immense profit from my impatience.
If I die on a full stomach after a good meal, I have no complaints. 10/10, would do again.
( I remember a puff piece about a stewardess who floated the idea of reducing the amount of olives for the in fight first class salad by one....and I thought - I'll kill you, get your grubby corporate hands out of my rabbit food....don't tell me that I haven't paid you many times over for a goddamned olive.)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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November 25, 2020 at 1:48 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:41 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 1:33 pm)Brian37 Wrote: 35k to 40k up, my last thought is about the meal. My first thought is WHY THE FUCK IS THIS TIN CAN BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A PING PONG BALL IN A JAR!
Psh, who cares about that shit? That's what missiles with wings do... bounce around. If they try to feed me ham slice instead of hot wings..I'll stage an in-flight coup. That's the risk they take on while hoping to make immense profit from my impatience.
If I die on a full stomach after a good meal, I have no complaints.
I love metal roller coasters, the only part of that ride is the initial chain pull up the biggest hill at the start of the ride when it feels like you are going to slide backwards. But once it gets to the top and gravity takes over, I enjoy the ups and downs.
But in air travel, FUCK NO! I don't want to feel like the plane is going to flip over every 2 seconds.
I'd forgo all the microwave food on a long flight for a smooth flight.
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November 25, 2020 at 1:51 pm
Funny this should come up now. We are fast approaching the 117th anniversary of the momentous day when Wilbur and Orville Wright, using only wood laths, canvas, and old bicycle parts, constructed the world’s first in-flight lasagna.
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November 25, 2020 at 1:51 pm
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Totally off-topic, but since you mention it..I've never once, in my entire life, been on a roller coaster. I refuse. They don't even serve meals.
(November 25, 2020 at 1:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Funny this should come up now. We are fast approaching the 117th anniversary of the momentous day when Wilbur and Orville Wright, using only wood laths, canvas, and old bicycle parts, constructed the world’s first in-flight lasagna.
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-and finally at kitty hawk in 1902 (let's hear it)... the first real airplane really flew with Orville there to steer it. 
If you head out there you see why it was a great place to do it. The headwinds just don't stop. It's hard to get a piece of bait a few hundred feet out into the water even if you're flinging a half pound weight on a 15 foot rod.
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November 25, 2020 at 1:54 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Funny this should come up now. We are fast approaching the 117th anniversary of the momentous day when Wilbur and Orville Wright, using only wood laths, canvas, and old bicycle parts, constructed the world’s first in-flight lasagna.
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And I would be the first to admit, I would shit my pants. Don't even offer me a hot air balloon ride.
How the hell I made it to Australia twice, was, well, a fuck load of caring about my late friend, and my best friend.
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November 25, 2020 at 1:57 pm
As long as we have swerved into weird Brian37 randomness...my parents were married in Kitty Hawk.
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November 25, 2020 at 1:57 pm
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Was the in-flight food on-point?
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RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 1:57 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:41 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 1:33 pm)Brian37 Wrote: 35k to 40k up, my last thought is about the meal. My first thought is WHY THE FUCK IS THIS TIN CAN BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A PING PONG BALL IN A JAR!
Psh, who cares about that shit? That's what missiles with wings do... bounce around. If they try to feed me ham slice instead of hot wings..I'll stage an in-flight coup. That's the risk they take on while hoping to make immense profit from my impatience.
If I die on a full stomach after a good meal, I have no complaints. 10/10, would do again.
( I remember a puff piece about a stewardess who floated the idea of reducing the amount of olives for the in fight first class salad by one....and I thought - I'll kill you, get your grubby corporate hands out of my rabbit food....don't tell me that I haven't paid you many times over for a goddamned olive.)
Even more off topic, I once watched a man berate a waitress because his dinner companion got more walnuts in her salad than he did. I was about to give the man a chance to explain to me why I shouldn’t unscrew his head for him when the manager came over and threw him out.
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