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November 25, 2020 at 1:59 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:54 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 1:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Funny this should come up now. We are fast approaching the 117th anniversary of the momentous day when Wilbur and Orville Wright, using only wood laths, canvas, and old bicycle parts, constructed the world’s first in-flight lasagna.
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And I would be the first to admit, I would shit my pants. Don't even offer me a hot air balloon ride.
How the hell I made it to Australia twice, was, well, a fuck load of caring about my late friend, and my best friend.
Fuck you.
I think I can safely promise you that, in all the possible permutations of the multiverse, I will NEVER offer you a hot air balloon ride.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:01 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:57 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: As long as we have swerved into weird Brian37 randomness...my parents were married in Kitty Hawk.
My parents were married in a cellar for reasons they never disclosed.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:02 pm
IDK that you'd really want to hear them, dirty birds.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:04 pm
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(November 25, 2020 at 2:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 1:57 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: As long as we have swerved into weird Brian37 randomness...my parents were married in Kitty Hawk.
My parents were married in a cellar for reasons they never disclosed.
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(November 25, 2020 at 1:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 1:54 pm)Brian37 Wrote: And I would be the first to admit, I would shit my pants. Don't even offer me a hot air balloon ride.
How the hell I made it to Australia twice, was, well, a fuck load of caring about my late friend, and my best friend.
Fuck you.
I think I can safely promise you that, in all the possible permutations of the multiverse, I will NEVER offer you a hot air balloon ride.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:08 pm
Brian, you have Van Gogh's ear for music.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:11 pm
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(November 25, 2020 at 2:08 pm)Ranjr Wrote: Brian, you have Van Gogh's ear for music.
Um no, I have Mike Tyson's taste for ears. This is a Holy Field of humor here. Remember that.
(November 25, 2020 at 1:57 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Was the in-flight food on-point? 
Food is never "on point". People like different things. Guy F fossil fuel GTO etti, or however you announce the "Diner's Drive Ins and Dives" guy, WHATEVER. He uses the phrase "On point", yea, when it is shit he likes. But try to get him to eat anything with a fried egg.
He hates eggs. I like eggs. So "On point" to me isn't about food, but making sure your jet doesn't need a Sully.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:27 pm
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Get outta here. My airline food is always good. I wouldn't fly if it weren't. I get fuckin cranky when I get hungry.
You and your booji tastebuds.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:33 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 2:27 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Get outta here. My airline food is always good. I wouldn't fly if it weren't. I get fuckin cranky when I get hungry.
You are still not getting it. I have actually had good airline food.
My point is that no matter what, food is about likes, not right or wrong.
I am more concerned with the pilots, plane upkeep and weather.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:41 pm
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Not me. Pilots are kids from arkansas who can point a metal tube in a single direction. But...more importantly....tell me about the tikka marsala? It's a long way to Oz.
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November 25, 2020 at 2:41 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (November 25, 2020 at 1:41 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Psh, who cares about that shit? That's what missiles with wings do... bounce around. If they try to feed me ham slice instead of hot wings..I'll stage an in-flight coup. That's the risk they take on while hoping to make immense profit from my impatience.
If I die on a full stomach after a good meal, I have no complaints. 10/10, would do again.
( I remember a puff piece about a stewardess who floated the idea of reducing the amount of olives for the in fight first class salad by one....and I thought - I'll kill you, get your grubby corporate hands out of my rabbit food....don't tell me that I haven't paid you many times over for a goddamned olive.)
Even more off topic, I once watched a man berate a waitress because his dinner companion got more walnuts in her salad than he did. I was about to give the man a chance to explain to me why I shouldn’t unscrew his head for him when the manager came over and threw him out.
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