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Noah and animals
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RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 1:07 pm
(December 24, 2020 at 11:48 am)masoni Wrote: In the story of Noah and the giant ark, why did Noah take the animals with him inside the ark?
Was Noah worshiping animals?

one so they would not be destroyed by the coming flood. two as food for other animals, and animal sacrifice.
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RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 1:57 pm
(December 24, 2020 at 12:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 24, 2020 at 12:19 pm)Lawz Wrote: Baaaaaadass carpenter though - the ark must have been fucking IMMENSE!  Hehe

About 500 feet long. Amazing that a desert dweller was able to locate that much timber.

Boru

Wooden ships over 300 feet don't work due to the keel
flexing.

A 500 foot wooden boat is bullshit.
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RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 2:27 pm
OOPS. The Middle East wasn't a desert back then, it was nicely forested. The wood used in the Ark was gopher wood. Nobody knows what that means.
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RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 4:10 pm
(January 15, 2021 at 1:07 pm)Drich Wrote:
(December 24, 2020 at 11:48 am)masoni Wrote: In the story of Noah and the giant ark, why did Noah take the animals with him inside the ark?
Was Noah worshiping animals?

one so they would not be destroyed by the coming flood. two as food for other animals, and animal sacrifice.

Let's do some math here...if you have two animals so that they can breed later and make more animals...hence why we still have those animals...and you feed them to other animals or sacrifice them then they can't make baby animals.

Try again.
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RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 4:25 pm
Allow me to rebutt awty:

Muh huly buuk!

TAH DAH!

MAGIC!
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RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 4:26 pm
(January 15, 2021 at 4:25 pm)no one Wrote: Allow me to rebutt awty:

Muh huly buuk!

TAH DAH!

MAGIC!

At least I understood what you said.
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#17
RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 4:34 pm
That's the miraculous, mystical, mojo, enchanting, enchantment of the wish-granting, magic sky pixie, awty.
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RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 4:38 pm
(January 15, 2021 at 4:10 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(January 15, 2021 at 1:07 pm)Drich Wrote: one so they would not be destroyed by the coming flood. two as food for other animals, and animal sacrifice.

Let's do some math here...if you have two animals so that they can breed later and make more animals...hence why we still have those animals...and you feed them to other animals or sacrifice them then they can't make baby animals.

Try again.

Like Noah said, "Well, that's it for the unicorns, but from now on the predators are confined to "C" deck.
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RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 4:41 pm
(January 15, 2021 at 2:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: OOPS. The Middle East wasn't a desert back then, it was nicely forested. The wood used in the Ark was gopher wood. Nobody knows what that means.
Ya cut down a tree and cut it up for planking...

When you run out - you gopher more.....


Gopher wood...
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RE: Noah and animals
January 15, 2021 at 5:13 pm
(January 15, 2021 at 4:41 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(January 15, 2021 at 2:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: OOPS. The Middle East wasn't a desert back then, it was nicely forested. The wood used in the Ark was gopher wood. Nobody knows what that means.
Ya cut down a tree and cut it up for planking...

When you run out - you gopher more.....


Gopher wood...

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