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Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
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RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.


  
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#12
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 7:51 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 29, 2020 at 7:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yes, you already said you hate cooking. I got that. I wasn’t giving you cooking advice. Since you seem to have trouble locating or understanding the instructions on the packet, I was giving you a work around.

Not sure was the diaper comment was in reference to, but ok.

Boru

Damn it, being silly lost on you.

Seemed more rude than silly, but you be you.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#13
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 8:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 29, 2020 at 7:51 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Damn it, being silly lost on you.

Seemed more rude than silly, but you be you.

Boru

Grow a sense of humor. I was not being rude.
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#14
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
I don't think he was being rude either...at least not intentionally. Brian has zero social skills...none, nada, nil, zip.

Think you can get him a date with Angelina Jolie? HarHarHar - that's a knee-slapper, that is.
  
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RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 8:29 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I don't think he was being rude either...at least not intentionally.  Brian has zero social skills...none, nada, nil,  zip.

Think you can get him a date with Angelina Jolie?  HarHarHar - that's a knee-slapper, that is.

I love my drool, and panting in public, and farting, and missing my mark when the sign in the bathroom says, " I aim to please, your aim will help".

And my chances of getting a date with Angelina Jolie are as high as the center of a black hole. 

So you think Trump has social skills?

I know you have problems with me, and I can live with that. But please don't think I am even close to being on par with that fuckface.
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RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 8:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 29, 2020 at 8:29 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I don't think he was being rude either...at least not intentionally.  Brian has zero social skills...none, nada, nil,  zip.

Think you can get him a date with Angelina Jolie?  HarHarHar - that's a knee-slapper, that is.

I love my drool, and panting in public, and farting, and missing my mark when the sign in the bathroom says, " I aim to please, your aim will help".

And my chances of getting a date with Angelina Jolie are as high as the center of a black hole. 

So you think Trump has social skills?

I know you have problems with me, and I can live with that. But please don't think I am even close to being on par with that fuckface.
As usual...off on a nonsensical rant.  No one said anything about Trump or you being like him.
  
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RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 8:39 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(December 29, 2020 at 8:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I love my drool, and panting in public, and farting, and missing my mark when the sign in the bathroom says, " I aim to please, your aim will help".

And my chances of getting a date with Angelina Jolie are as high as the center of a black hole. 

So you think Trump has social skills?

I know you have problems with me, and I can live with that. But please don't think I am even close to being on par with that fuckface.
As usual...off on a nonsensical rant.  No one said anything about Trump or you being like him.

If it is nonsensical then that means STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY!

Please don't talk about "chill pills" when you react like I murdered your family every time you respond to me.

Sometimes fun is fun, and a joke is a joke.
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RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 8:42 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 29, 2020 at 8:39 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: As usual...off on a nonsensical rant.  No one said anything about Trump or you being like him.

If it is nonsensical then that means STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY!

Please don't talk about "chill pills" when you react like I murdered your family every time you respond to me.

Sometimes fun is fun, and a joke is a joke.

You are so damn clueless.  It's not normal to say things like "you react like I murdered your family".

That's not a joke, it's not fun...it's your inability to interact with people in a way that isn't unhinged.
  
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RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 8:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 29, 2020 at 8:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Seemed more rude than silly, but you be you.

Boru

Grow a sense of humor. I was not being rude.

Grow a sense of proportion. No one said you were being rude.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 6:42 pm)Brian37 Wrote: So today, I go out shopping, am tired of the same old same old. I look at the prep of the deli counter, and look at some "loaded potato". Half sliced with cheese and bacon. But I cant find the heating instructions. I ask the worker there where it is, and she says, "It is in the fine print", and when I mean "fine print" you fucking need an electron microscope to read it.

Ok, so while wanting something new, she finally pointed me out to the mice print. I took the bait. So just now, I bring it home, I preheat the oven to the specs on the label that were in mice print. BUT, after unwrapping the packaging, I COULD NOT SEPERATE THE ALUMINUM TUB FROM THE PLASTIC TUB BELOW IT! I was not about to stick metal in my microwave. And I wasn't going to stick plastic in my oven. 

So I gave up just now, trying to separate the two. I took the potato halves and stuck them on a sheet in the oven without either, but based on the initial heating instructions.

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